18. July 2008 · 6 comments · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags:

Has this ever happened to you?
You’re driving down the highway enjoying your tunes…in this case, “Dancing Queen” by Abba. I’m singing along at the top of my lungs…it’s one of my favorite songs, after all!
You’re in the left lane on the highway and you look at the car in the right lane next to you, and the lady in the car next to you is singing along, too!
I was listening to 93.9, Kiss FM at the time. I guess the lady in the Mercedes next to me was, too 🙂
It brought a smile to my face!
02. July 2008 · Comments Off on 190 – The Real One · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: ,

The current battery count. This takes care of all the boys’ toys.

This weekend I’ll take care of the remote controls and spare
flashlights.

I’ve had to upgrade to a larger storage container.

30. June 2008 · Comments Off on 168 oz. · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: ,
That’s how much beer I just dumped down our kitchen sink.

My current mission: To combine the contents of our garage fridge with our kitchen fridge. The garage fridge is moving with us to NE, while the kitchen fridge will stay here, so I need to get the thing emptied and thawed before Monday.

Most of the contents of the garage fridge was beverages, plus any overstocks on frozen foods (like spare whole fryer chickens and frozen waffles). So beer, soda and juice boxes.

Last summer, towards the end of our Ft. Fisher vacation, Dave and Andy bought a 24-pack of Coors Light.  I think Dave was thinking, “Hey, Andy’s from Colorado, maybe he drinks it.” Nope.

So we kept the extra cans in our fridge from the end of our vacation last July until now. I just noticed that there’s a 2 Sep 07 expiration date on the cans.

14 cans, 12 oz. per can = 168 oz. Down the drain.

Alcohol abuse at the max!

110

26. June 2008 · 6 comments · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: ,

I removed 31 more batteries tonight, from Jake’s electronic keyboard and Timmy’s 8 (count ’em: EIGHT) Shake ‘n Go cars. Wendy reminded me about each of those cars having 3 AA batteries! Phew, I almost forgot!

So the current battery count is 110.

25. June 2008 · Comments Off on Moving Preparations Continue · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: ,
“Oh my gosh, what on earth are you doing with that enormous pile of batteries?”

Um, yeah…this is one of those fine-print sorts of things they don’t tell you about having young kids while in the military.

You know all those cool toys my kids have? The various Christmas, birthday, “gosh, I’ve missed you” gifts? The “congratulations on potty training”, “Preschool graduation” and “You were good today at Target” gifts?

So many of those toys have batteries, and when you have a commercial mover coming in 2 weeks to pack up your stuff, you want to start early on the quest to get as many of those batteries removed as possible.

The packers/movers don’t remove the batteries…you do. When the packer comes across something with batteries…if they’re nice they’ll give you a chance to remove the batteries so it can get packed with everything else. If they aren’t nice, they quietly set the item aside and continue packing around it…and before you know it, Jake’s bedroom is full of sealed boxes with one Lamaze lullaby toy lying in the corner.

What you’re looking at in the picture is a view down into a plastic storage bin of batteries. The bin is about 1/2 full, and these are all the batteries EXCEPT for the boys’ GeoTrax and Tomy “Blue Track” Thomas the Tank Engine sets. Those two train sets will probably triple what I’ve already removed…but the boys are still playing with those sets at least daily, so I’ll wait until just a couple days before the packers come before I tackle that.

The bin currently contains 79 batteries. Most of which are AAs, not enough of which are rechargables. Most of our rechargables are in the GeoTrax, thank heavens.

Also, I came across at least a dozen corroded batteries, so those are discarded.

Ugh.

And let’s not forgot those other “illegal-to-pack” items: light bulbs, cash (i.e., the contents of my boys’ piggy banks), and liquids.

Back to work!
10. June 2008 · 2 comments · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: , ,

I have started watching “Weeds” on Showtime.

I seem to be attracted to these twisted shows that have a hint of black humor. Since “Six Feet Under” finished on HBO a couple years ago, there’s been some close ones (Nip/Tuck on FX), but nothing close till I caught my first full episode of Weeds a couple weeks ago.

But it wasn’t till tonight, while I was watching 3 episodes in a row, that I realized a different artist sings a cover the theme song, Malvina Reynolds’ “Little Boxes”. As some have attested, it’s definitely a way to keep someone in today’s Tivo/DVR world from fast forwarding through the opening credits.

Dave was sitting on the couch across the living room from me working on his defense presentation slide show, when tonight’s last episode started and he asked from behind his laptop screen, “Is that Laurie Berkner singing the theme song?”

Laurie Berkner? Timmy’s favorite singer?

After all, “I’m Gonna Catch You” is his anthem…

NAAAAH! She sings CHILDREN’S SONGS!

Right?

After some Google-sleuthing, it turned out Dave is right! He’s very gifted at figuring out voices…you should see him work our kids’ animated movies!

The song is actually very cute, remove it from the show and it would sit perfectly on one of her CDs…really!

09. June 2008 · 2 comments · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags:
…You have a good-sized length of wrapping paper left and it’s NOT QUITE enough to cover the gift???
PS: Can you see what I’m wrapping??? Good, then Dave won’t know either 🙂
06. June 2008 · 1 comment · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: , ,

For the uninitiated in the Air Force/military lifestyle, Dave and I are what you might consider “middle management”. The tasks we do often involve having to tie Airman issues with “the bigger picture”.

Example: “Ma’am, I’d like to deploy to Iraq and work with the Army.” In this case, the Airman might never have been to Iraq or worked with the Army.

Me: “Well, the Pentagon just put out policy that all weather folks deploying to Iraq have to have Battlefield Airman training, so once you’re through that training, we’ll see what we can do.”

[What the #$%^ is she talking about?]

Here’s my point — lately I’ve been bringing a lot of bad news to my Airmen from higher-headquarters directed policies that all tie back to Secretary Wynne and General Moseley having to trade in people for aircraft parts.

1.) As a reservist, you can only be activated approximately 3 out of every 4 years. After you’ve worked 1095 out of the past 1460 days, you have to deactivate. This is an effort to save manpower. This year we’ve had to tell 3 exceptional members of our reserve unit that their honorable service to the Global War on Terror is no longer possible after September.

2.) Reserve officers now have to wait extra time before becoming eligible for promotion to the next rank. This is an effort to save money.

3.) About 2 years ago, the Air Force underwent a MASSIVE personnel chop exercise that resulted in about 40,000 Airmen getting cut. Dave even had to wonder briefly if his job was secure. Air Force Weather took a lot of their cuts through their Reservists. There simply aren’t as many jobs as there used to be. Another attempt to save money.

4.) With Active Duty taking massive cuts, the Reserves are so overfilled right now, a lot of opportunities for promotion and career growth are stunted. I’ve had to explain to 3 Air Force Sergeants why “now is not a good time to pursue that military commission you’ve been working so hard for”. There’s no room for new officers in weather right now.

At the same time, we’re trying to modernize our force. Keeping our eyes on other world threats, the Air Force has been very aggressive in purchasing the new F-22 stealth fighters…some of manpower cuts has helped fund that.

Unfortunately, two things have taken a big bite out of the potential cost savings of cutting 40,000 Airmen:

1.) Rising Fuel Costs. Imagine how much fuel our aircraft take!

2.) The Army and Marine Corps needing more personnel. Before they actually received that additional manpower that President Bush promised in the 2007 State of the Union Address, the Air Force stepped in and helped out with some of the ground requirements. The Air Force is STILL helping with tasks such as convoy vehicle drivers and third-country national escorts.

So, in this Airman’s opinion, we haven’t gotten very far with these efforts.

Over the past year or so, our Air Force leadership has really been aggressive in making their cases for more F-22s and trying to show that we can perform all these missions with 40,000 less Airmen and minimal increases to our budgets.

Between their bold rhetoric, along with other things that have shined an ugly light on the Air Force = resignations today.

I fear that things in our Air Force are about to get much worse. Here’s hoping the interim leadership exercises good judgement!
04. June 2008 · 4 comments · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags:
This week, New York state raised their cigarette tax to the highest in the nation.

They basically tacked an additional $1.25 per pack onto the price.

New York City added an additional tax as well, so cigarettes in NYC will cost an extra $1.50 compared to yesterday.

I’m speechless. Some New Yorkers will be paying more than $10 per pack!!!

There are still smokers in New York? How do they afford it?

Let’s say they smoke a pack-per-day — that seems to be an average. We’ll use round numbers to keep it easy. So $10 per pack –> $280-310 per month –> $3360-3720 per year!

Hm…let’s see what else costs ~$3500 per year:

A year of in-state tuition at Fayetteville State University: $3245/year

(Appalachian State University ~$2200/year, NCSU ~$5000 year)

Hey wait, we’re talking about New Yorkers:

A year of in-state tuition at City College of New York: $4000/year!

This guy paid $3500 to have the exterior of his house painted. (We paid less than that, by the way, this guy was taken for a ride).

How about New Yorkers who also drive…look what they’re paying for regular gas!

My father-in-law is a smoking New Yorker who drives a small SUV. The gas prices and cigarettes alone probably suck an extra $200 per month out of his budget than even 3 years ago.

In conclusion, if a New York smoker were to put aside that $10 per day for his/her pack of cigarettes look at what he/she could purchase or achieve!!!!

Many of you know that I’ve run a similar numbers game with driving our Prius vs. our Odyssey. I just looked at that blog post and saw how gas was $3.29 per gallon on March 11th. Prices are now 20% higher so you can tack 20% onto all the numbers I’d run there.

Sincerely,
Patricia-Your-Friendly-Neighborhood-Math-Geek

PS: Wanna see how much YOUR state taxes cigarettes? Looks like South Carolina’s the place to go. For gas, too.

PPS: Hey South Carolina — if you aren’t taxing gasoline or cigarettes, how ARE you getting your money???
28. May 2008 · 1 comment · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: ,

I subscribe to an e-mail US Air Force news service called “AIM Points” which comes from the Secretary of the Air Force’s Public Affairs office. It collects AF-related news articles from throughout the media and consolidates them into one reader. It also pushes messages from our Air Force leaders. For example, this week they’re pushing out the “101 Critical Days of Summer” safety campaign message to us.

Today I was pleased to read this article, which says that the Los Angeles AFB commissary will not only be able to significantly reduce their energy budget with their solar panels, but will be able to sell the excess energy to Southern California Edison and possibly return energy funding to the Department of Defense.

Los Angeles Air Force Base’s press release about their new solar panels is here. And the base did this energy-saving act last week.

I know, the LED and Compact Fluorescent lighting seems like a small simple thing to do, but I attest that every little bit counts, starting with individual acts.

Yay!