Wow, I’d been scarce from these for a while – the last one I did was #46. Oops. Well our lives are settling back to normal and I hope to become a regular here again. These ones should be simple this week 🙂
1. My spouse and I rarely agree on how much money we should spend on model railroading, but always agree on our furniture purchases. Sounds strange, I know, but we won’t go forward on a furniture/interior decorating purchase without buy-in from the both of us. This is probably why we were married 10 years before getting a dining room set. We simply couldn’t agree.
2. If I could use one word to sum up the way I feel right now, it would be overwhelmed. If you are asking how I feel THIS MINUTE, that’s it. I was at J’s school for 2:45 hours earlier this afternoon filling out dozens of forms, keeping all the ducks in a row with what to expect for his new class (i.e., which days are gym days, which days are aren’t, which bus to ride, which road to use when dropping J off at the school on days he doesn’t ride the bus, and the homework plans.)
3. One of the things my spouse does that grosses me out is pop gum. Not smacking, not blowing bubbles, but making those really loud popping noises. One of the women on murdrers’ row in the Broadway play Chicago killed her husband over his popping of gum (no, I don’t plan to do that). From the song “Cell Block Tango”:
[LIZ (Spoken)]
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum.
No, not chew. POP.
So I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and I’m
looking for a bit of sympathy
and there’s Bernie layin’
on the couch, drinkin’ a beer
and chewin’. No, not chewin’.
Poppin’. So, I said to him,
I said, “you pop that
gum one more time…”
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots…
…into his head.
4. My readers may think I’m crazy for doing this, but I really love to vacuum. Think really hard, have you ever seen me write a blog about, Tweet or post on Facebook any complaints about vacuuming? Laundry, yes. Dishes, most certainly! But I find a certain calming effect when vacuuming.
5. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn?.
I think my creativity meter is pegged (see #2 above)…I can’t wait to see what other spouses write tomorrow.
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