30. June 2009 · Comments Off on Vollmer Vacation Ventures · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: , , ,

We are now back in Nebraska. Many of you know this already, if you’ve been following Dave or me on Facebook, Twitter or our family’s homepage. We made a nuisance of ourselves advertising every point of our trip to the world, much to the delight of potential thieves, as someone pointed out to me during our trip. Our valuables were with us (except for my violin and Dave’s trombone) so for the rest of our niceties Dave and I said “Bring ’em on, we’ve been wanting a new TV anyway!”

Here’s a summary of some of things we did on our trip, along with some of my favorite pictures. This might get long, but I think this will work out better than a bunch of small posts. Overall we had a really fun time, but after 16 days, we were all ready to head home and get back to our lives and our own beds!

June 13th – Our eastward drive towards Dave’s parents in NY. The highlight of this drive was our stop at Indiana Dunes State Park on the shore of Lake Michigan. It was meant to be a 1-hour stop with the McNabbs, and it quickly turned into almost 2 hours. But it was so hard to say “No” to our boys, who hadn’t see a beachfront since last summer! Luckily we could tell the boys that they’d see a beach again in 3 days, and the McNabbs again in 2 weeks. They left with little protest…the exercise was great for them!

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As always, when we arrived in NY on the 14th to see Grammy and Grampy Vollmer, the boys were thrilled! They had a great time playing with Grammy and Grampy’s dogs: Chloe and Dillon. All 3 boys had a great time constructing with Dave’s old Lego bricks from his childhood.

From 2009 06 14 DriveToNY_Chalks_Legos

June 16th – Beach! Grammy joined us on a trip to Robert Moses State Park, on the south shore of Long Island, where the boys spent a morning at a no-kidding beach! Even though the temperatures were only in the mid-60s, the boys were so excited to see the beach they charged right into the water and had a great time!

From 2009 06 17 Beach_at_RobertMosesStateParkNY

June 17th – Dave and I met one of Dave’s high school friends, Dan O’Sullivan, for a lovely dinner at an Italian restaurant in Greenlawn. Dan and his wife Nina drove all the way from West Chester, NY to meet us and we had a great time — just 4 adults having a great evening together.

From 2009 06 18 OSullivans

June 18th – New York City. The original plan was to hit a Yankees game that afternoon — they had free tickets for military personnel! But as was the case most of the week in NY, it was rainy and the 18th was the rainiest day of all! So we dedicated the entire day to a trip to the Toys R Us in Times Square. It was so much fun! The boys really enjoyed exploring the store and with the weather, we didn’t really care to go anywhere else…of course, for the boys riding the train is a large part of the trip, too!

From 2009 06 18 ToysRUS_TimesSquare
From 2009 06 18 ToysRUS_TimesSquare
From 2009 06 18 ToysRUS_TimesSquare

June 19th – Visiting with the Beilers. We spend every Father’s Day weekend in Pennsylvania visiting with Dave’s family — the Friday evening is always with Dave’s Mom’s side, then Saturday and part of Sunday is with Dave’s Dad’s side. It’s a tradition I’ve been part of for 15 years now 🙂 Here’s a pic of our boys with Uncle Ross and Aunt Gay, and one of me on Aunt Gay’s gorgeous Harley!

From 2009 06 20 StrasburgRR_FamilyReunion_LancasterCounty

From 2009 06 20 StrasburgRR_FamilyReunion_LancasterCounty

June 20th – Vollmer Family Reunion. Despite a thunderstormy afternoon, we managed to fit in all the reunion traditions: the hay rides, beer, pretzels and BBQ, and the peanut toss! As usual, we had a great time, and the boys had a blast too!

From 2009 06 20 StrasburgRR_FamilyReunion_LancasterCounty
From 2009 06 20 StrasburgRR_FamilyReunion_LancasterCounty
From 2009 06 20 StrasburgRR_FamilyReunion_LancasterCounty

June 21st-25th – My parents in WV. Last summer my parents moved from my childhood hometown of Norfolk, VA up to Martinsburg, WV. My sister was visiting with her 3 sons during our visit and my parents must have been in Grandparent Heaven having their 5 boys running around like a pack of wolves — or sitting around playing Nintendo DS and computer games. We got my parents’ house in time to take them out for a Father’s Day dinner at a local Japanese steakhouse.

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From 2009 06 22 TimmyLawnMower_WarMemorialParkMiniGolf

The boys went mini-golfing with their cousins, and then spent 2 days in a row at the community pool, which has to be the coolest public pool ever!

From 2009 06 22 TimmyLawnMower_WarMemorialParkMiniGolf
From 2009 06 25 Boys_at_MartinsburgPool_Day2

June 23rd – Washington, D.C. We drove to Vienna, VA to take a Metro train to the National Mall area to visit the National Air and Space Museum. The boys enjoyed the many exhibits, but our fun day was tempered by an escalator at the L’Enfant Plaza Metro Station eating Timmy’s Croc.

From 2009 06 23 WashingtonDC_AirSpace_Croc
From 2009 06 23 WashingtonDC_AirSpace_Croc

From 2009 06 23 WashingtonDC_AirSpace_Croc
From 2009 06 23 WashingtonDC_AirSpace_Croc

June 25th – Mountaineer Brewing. My Dad, Dave and I managed to sneak off to a private tour of West Virginia’s only brewery, Mountaineer Brewing Company, which is right up the street from my parents’ house! The brewmaster, Daniel, was awesome and answered Dave’s and Dad’s many questions and even sent us on our way with a complimentary mixed 6-pack! Thanks!

From 2009 06 25 MountaineerBrewingCompanyTour

June 26-28th – Ohio. We spent a couple days with our good friends, the McNabbs, who are back at Wright-Patterson AFB, which happens to be where we first met them back in 2000. Even though it wasn’t quite halfway home, we made it a stopping point just the same, so it was 8 hours of driving on Friday, then 13 hours on Sunday. We were surprised with an evening airshow and fireworks display Friday night, which we were able to enjoy from the McNabbs’ driveway in the military housing area about 1/2 mile from the National Museum of the United States Air Force. On Saturday we enjoyed an afternoon at the Boonshoft Museum of Discovery in Dayton. Throughout all of it the kids played and played and played! They got along SO WELL!!!

From 2009 06 26 Ohio_McNabbs
From 2009 06 26 Ohio_McNabbs
From 2009 06 26 Ohio_McNabbs
From 2009 06 26 Ohio_McNabbs

We got home at about 7:30pm Sunday night and Dave had to work on Monday morning. I was lazy with the unpacking and getting the household back in order, but it all was taken care of in a day or so: laundry, unpacking, cleaning up, sorting through the mail, etc.

Things will be quiet here for the next couple weeks, and then the kids will have activities planned again while I go on Reserve orders for a few days to work from home on assorted performance reports and award nominations….

14. June 2009 · Comments Off on Greetings from Lake Michigan · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: , ,

We stopped with Andy, Suzy and their kids on the lakeshore for just
over an hour. Between about 4-5pm, 8 hours into our drive. It was
cool and breezy, but the water wasn’t bad and Timmy got pretty wet.
The kids did lots of running around and I think the exercise did them
some good.
This is at Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore, near Chesterton, IN.

12. June 2009 · Comments Off on ROAD TRIP! · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: , , ,


Tomorrow morning we leave on vacation.

“Whoo hoo! It’s about friggin’ time! You haven’t really had a real vacation in a couple years, have you?”

No, I guess not. We had that fabulous trip to Fort Fisher/Kure Beach, NC back in July 2007. That was a really fun time, the most relaxed I’d ever been, I think. Andy and Suzy are really good at relaxing and worked wonders on me!

Sometimes if I wonder if spending 2 weeks with parents, siblings, aunts and uncles really constitutes a “vacation”. I know for the boys it will definitely be a “vacation” — seeing all 4 grandparents and their cousins will be such a treat. Especially my side of the family, since they haven’t seen my parents since Memorial Day weekend of last year, and my sister’s family since last July.

So today I’m busily packing, straightening up the house, mowing the lawn extra short, cleaning out the fridge and doing those other little things that you want taken care of before you leave the house empty for 16 days. I’m taking a much-needed break right now to vegge on the couch and write about this.

Our plans are to drive for 2 days straight, this Saturday and Sunday. We hope to get to Fremont, OH by Saturday night, where we have a hotel reservation, and then on Sunday, go from Fremont to Dave’s parents house on Long Island. I-80 all the way. Dave and I aren’t really looking forward to plowing through Iowa, Illinois and Indiana…no offense to those from those great states, but it’s not going to be very interesting to us.

We received an invitation from Andy and Suzy (the ones mentioned above from our Fort Fisher trip) to join them at a camp site they’ll be at in Indiana this weekend. On Lake Michigan. We think it’ll be close enough off I-80 that we could perhaps stop for a late lunch. We’ll see.

So we plan to spend 4-5 days in New York, with plans to hit the beach and New York City while there. Then we’ll go to Pennsylvania for Father’s Day weekend, which is the traditional weekend for the Vollmer Family Reunion. Last summer I realized I didn’t blog about any of it, only about the piece of tire that destroyed the front grill of our Prius in Richmond, VA.

The Vollmer Reunion (there are actually other families than just “Vollmers” involved, since they married other families and they are all welcome) has been something I’ve been able to be part of since 1994. That summer, Dave invited me down from my summer semester at PSU to join him. I can’t believe I’ve been going to “Uncle Jack’s Farm” for 15 years now! Of course, Dave has been going since — well, since forever! It’s really touching seeing our boys experience the same things that Dave was able to when he was the same age: Uncle Jack’s sheep, the merry-go-round, the peanut toss, the hay rides!

After the reunion weekend, we plan to go from PA down to my parents’ house in West Virginia by dinnertime, so we can take my Dad out to dinner. I’m excited that we have a chance to spend Father’s Day with both Dave’s Dad and my Dad…perhaps a first! My parents now live just over 2 hours from where the reunion will be, they moved from VA to WV last summer.

We’ll spend the rest of our time at my parents’ house, where we have trips to Hersheypark and Washington, D.C. planned. I’d like to take the boys to the Air and Space Museum on the National Mall (we went to the Udvar-Hazy Center at Dulles Airport last summer).

Then we drive back the weekend of the 27th, and we’re planning another stop with Andy and Suzy and we’ll spend a day in Dayton, OH. We always enjoy Dayton (Dave and I were stationed there in 2000-2002 and had a wonderful time!). We should be home the night of the 28th.

For the next couple weeks I’ll probably be doing short little posts like the ones I did last summer during our move between NC and NE. The boys and I have been discussing which states we’ll travel through between here and NY, so I’ll be making a point to photograph all the “Welcome” signs for each of the states: Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and New York.

Ta! We’ll try to stay safer than last summer!

30. April 2009 · Comments Off on Oh No! I Forgot! · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: ,

I forgot to thank Megan Henderson and her family in my previous posting for the care package she had sent!  I’m so sorry!

Megan was my roommate in college my last two years and she’s a pretty awesome lady!  She sent a box of books and magazines…thanks!

And for fun, here’s a picture of the two of us showing off our babies in their baby wraps!  This is from summer 2003, Jacob was 9 months old, Megan’s son Aidan was 6 months.

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23. April 2009 · 2 comments · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: , , , ,

I’ve been mulling this one for a while…

I’ve been home about 11 days now.  For the most part, things have been fine.  I’ve gotten back into the routine…somewhat.  I have to admit, having the new Macbook has been more of a distractor than anything else in terms of keeping to the housework, the kids and a couple of loose ends related to my deployment.

I figured I’d write about some various things on my mind these past couple weeks.  Not everyone who I mention necessarily reads this blog, but perhaps one day if someone Googles a person’s name, this post will come up.

First off, I owe a thank you to all of the folks who helped me prepare for this deployment.  This is a varied listing, from MSgts Lehman and Beaupre, who made phone calls and arranged for a lot of my training to be done from Offutt, to MSgt Curtis at Air Force Weather Agency, who made my local arrangements for weapons, chemical/biological warfare training, and answered my questions about medical outprocessing.  These senior non-commissioned officers made magic happen so that I could leave for the deployment from home instead of from South Carolina.  They even arranged it so I could get some drill pay to compensate me for the time spent just doing online training — about 40 hours worth!  I also need to thank the Veeneman and Anderson families, who provided hours of Timmy babysitting when there wasn’t space in the Offutt Child Development Center.

Thanks to everyone who sent me e-mails and care packages while I was gone.  This includes the Goldman, Warlick, Buckler, Vollmer (both the Nebraska and New York Vollmers), Fox, and Gifford families.  You listened to my requests for St. Patrick’s Day goodies, 100-Calorie Chessmen, toilet paper,  and single-serve sugar-free drink mix packets.

Thanks also to those who made my deployment experience outstanding while on shift…this could never be done without great people who continued to find a sense a humor, kept things “real” and kept their chins up even when things weren’t going hunkey-dorey.  There’s no way I’m going to include all the names, but you know who you are.  I learned so much about leadership, officership and military professionalism in general.  I will carry those lessons for the rest of my military career.

To the members of the weather team with whom I had the honor of serving: Maj Matt Hauke, Lt Joey Clevenger, AGC Angel Rossy, MSgt Chris Canarina and SSgt Mike Main.  To Lt Clevenger and SSgt Main in particular, they were my night shift compadres and I don’t know how many times they kept me in line — their seasoned, experienced work in CENTCOM helped keep me looking good!  Thanks!

To my deployment buddies — those who emerged from my crazy active duty past to cross paths with me halfway around the world: Maj Rose Lathrop, Maj Kasi Traweek and Capt Paul Bryan.  Thanks for taking time out of your schedules so we can get together for Friday coffees and Saturday pizza/gyro lunches.  I was reminded of “Sex and the City” where the gals got together every weekend for lunch at a diner and would talk about anything and everything — Paul, I know you’re not a gal, but you could gossip/chat/emote as well as the rest of us!  Rose and Kasi, congratulations on your engagements, and Paul, congratulations on your new baby — I owe you a blanket, it’s coming this week, I promise!

I owe a special “thank you” to Maj Paul Gifford — yes, that same Paul you’ve heard me talk about for quite some time.  He’s the one who stepped up with me to divide our 179-day deployment in half.  For this to work, we both had to be medically, physically, and duty qualified.  We were putting an incredible amount of trust in each other and I thank Paul for coming through on his end of the bargain…

Last, but certainly not least, the biggest thank you of all goes to my awesome family:

Dave: if you remember, I got the “invitation” for this trip the same week you were feverishly making edits to your dissertation for that last Dr. Lackmann signature!  This past July.  On top of finishing your dissertation and getting the family ready to move, you cleared your mind enough to give me the chance to press forward with preparing for my trip.  I know you weren’t jumping up and down saying “Please go, Patricia!”, but you helped me work out the timeline, helped with childcare during preparations and — most of all — played SINGLE DAD for 4 months during the worst winter you’d ever experienced.  I wondered if you had a catastrophe-free week: Howie’s ACL injury, all 3 of you with colds, flooded basement, van repairs. Getting to talk, via phone, webcam or even IM chat with you was the highlight of my time over there…thank you!

Jacob and Timmy: to my babies!  You two are amazing — Jacob, you continued to thrive in school and trusted that I would be home in “100 days”.  Timmy, I can’t believe how much you’ve grown since I left — you’re now READING and talking so well!  I loved talking and web-chatting with you while I was away, hearing your stories always put such a smile on my face.  Thank you for all the letters and artwork, too.  Jacob, your Groundhog decorated our weather section for about a month, while we celebrated a Groundhog’s Day…over…and over…and over.

While I was deployed, I found out there are some limited job opportunities here at Offutt, so I’ll be transferring units later this summer.  I love my unit at Shaw, but it’s time to move on and minimize these commutes.

I don’t plan to volunteer for another deployment.  If I get sent over, I’ll serve honorably…but it does lead me to a new question: “What now?”  A couple options have crossed my mind — at the forefront is looking into becoming a math teacher.  There’s a program called “Troops to Teachers” that is supposed to offer some flexibility for getting teacher certifications.

In closing, I was so glad I was able to be part of the Global War on Terror.  I was in grad school on 9/11 and I remember feeling like the most useless member of our military — I remember trying to donate blood and being told that the Red Cross wouldn’t even take my blood because I had spent time along the Korean DMZ.   To be able to see how we’re running our war, and seeing how incredibly tough it is to forecast the weather for Iraq and Afghanistan, was an experience I’ll never forget.

08. April 2009 · 2 comments · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: , ,

“Taken off the line?”

Yeah, I guess it’s a reference to putting a fighting unit in reserve after serving on the front lines for a while. That’s how I feel now. I’m no longer on the work schedule. My mission is to get home safely.

Paul is here, he’s fully trained and now has the helm of the weather team’s night shift. The training was a very busy time, and not without drama…we have to shoehorn the training here with real-world events and real weather issues. I’m popping in and out of the workcenter, mainly to say “goodbye” to the various people with whom I had the honor of serving alongside, but don’t ask me anything about the weather over Iraq or Afghanistan. I don’t know!

I also had some non-weather related drama this past week, with lots of troubles scheduling a flight home. I was cleared to leave anytime starting today, and about 6 hours ago I received my flight information. What a relief. I wasn’t as concerned with when I’d be headed home as much as simply knowing something to pass on to the family and colleagues. I should be home by the end of this weekend.

I went to my last weekly social tent call this past Tuesday and as is tradition, I put some money on the bar to celebrate it being my last week. It certainly didn’t hurt that I had taken 2nd place in the Air Mobility Division’s NCAA Bracket contest, much to the chagrin of the 20 other guys who didn’t appreciate my “Barbie’s Dream Bracket” prediction of UNC v. Michigan State for the championship game. I had predicted Michigan State to take it all, but oh well.

I got a lot of great pictures from Tuesday but here’s a sampling I’ll share. Working the night shift was awesome, we could be honest with each other and focus on getting the job done without the politics of day-shift issues like pretty Powerpoint slides for the generals.


Here’s proof that my replacement did indeed arrive and is doing well. That I didn’t kill him during our training! Ha ha! Just kidding! Paul was a great student despite the brutal schedule we gave him!


Me with some of my night shift colleagues. Yes, I’m the only girl in the picture above, but there were other ladies around…


See? That’s Sarah on the left (Royal Air Force) and Mel on the right (Royal Australian Air Force).


This is for Jacob. This young man, who goes by “Buddy”, flies A-10s in the war and has been temporarily assigned to our unit here for a couple weeks to serve as a liaison between his squadron and the air war planners. His patch is that of the Expeditionary Flying Tigers and I told him about how that’s Jacob’s favorite airplane, the Flying Tigers A-10! He gave me a unit patch for Jacob!

Now that I’m “off the line”, I have been converting my sleep schedule into more of a swing shift schedule, to better match Central Daylight Time. I have the time to work on this blog entry, upload about 50 new pictures, and I also have a chance to work out 1-2 more times before I head to the airport. In fact, I think I’ll go to the gym right now!

Just like on my trip here, I’ll send a note or two on my trip home, so long as I can pick up WiFi on my layover in Europe, and once I’m back in the states my phone can hop back on the AT&T network and I can write more often!

I absolutely can’t wait to see my boys again — knowing it’ll be this weekend some time is such a great feeling!

04. March 2009 · Comments Off on This Week with David Brinkley…I mean, with Major Mom · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: , , , ,

I’ve laid low from the web lately. Partly on purpose, partly because the WiFi hotspot has been acting strangely. So here’s a summary of what I’ve been up to this week (omitting job-related stuff, obviously):

First off, a friend from when we were stationed in FL came over from a nearby base for a visit. She came over two Fridays in a row — Friday being her day off. The first time she came was to see a couple of us, and by her next visit, 5-6 other people had caught wind of her first visit and convinced her to spend the entire day on our base, catching all of us as we were migrating through our various shift schedules. Yes, she’s that popular 🙂

Her name is Kasi and we had a great time together in Florida. Here is a picture of the two of us in front of the dining hall, one of the few places we’re allowed to be photographed:

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Just like how I have to wear civilian clothing when I go off base, she had to also for her visit over to here. Kasi’s been training for numerous triathalons when she gets home to the Washington, D.C. area this summer and her fit lifestyle and new boyfriend have been doing her very well!

On Monday, I got to take another trip off base, this time with my colleague on the weather night shift, Mike, and the night shift JAG, Brad. The point of the trip was to give Mike, our relative newcomer, a windshield tour of the city. Unfortunately, we had another pesky duststorm and we were a little limited. We went to the Villagio Mall again, and did some driving around downtown, and had lunch at a lovely hole-in-the-wall diner-type joint in the ‘burbs.

Meet Brad. It turns out he’s also stationed at Offutt and lives in a neighborhood very close to ours. We arrived the same week and I really enjoy talking to him — he’s one of the coolest JAGs I’ve ever met! I apologize for the picture of him stuffing his face, but I more want to point out the mixed dips and flatbread we had with lunch. This was SO GOOD!

From 2009 03 02 Doha_BradMike

And here I am enjoying it too, but you couldn’t see the mixed dips as well:

From 2009 03 02 Doha_BradMike

We also enjoyed a “mixed meat” grill, which was an assortment of lamb, beef and chicken kabobs, served with vegetables and more flatbreads, as well as chicken “shwarmas”, which are like chicken lettuce wraps. When all was said and done, it came to about $8 per person for an incredible amount of food!

I had some sleep issues this past week. In part from my off-base trip, but also in general, some temperature changes and some back problems posed challenges. For about 5 days straight, I was getting 4-5 hours of sleep per night. It used to be just once a week or so…such as after a trip off base and we’d get back sorta late. But after 5 days of it, I was a zombie by Monday night’s shift and I had a pretty tough time staying focused while on shift.

Thankfully, my sleep on Tuesday was wonderful, and I was able to get 8-9 hours of rest, and was so happy to see my boys on the webcam early Wednesday morning.

For the first time, Timmy cried while on the webcam and it nearly snapped my heart in two. He said the reason he was upset was because Daddy and I kept talking and he wanted to tell me something, but usually he can use his words to express himself that way, so the tears were definitely building up for some time.

So many other folks here with young children have told me about their kids having tearful episodes on the webcam right away, so I was considering myself pretty fortunate…they were right, it’s pretty emotional when it happens. Timmy was pretty strong, though, he took himself off the camera for 2-3 minutes, and then he came back to us with a big smile on his face, and he told me about his new friend at child care. Unfortunately, I didn’t understand his new friend’s name that well, it sounds foreign, like “Najoon”, but I did understand when he said his new friend’s name’s first letter is “N” and the second letter is “J”. So maybe it was “Njune?”

Timmy also told me I’d been gone 56 days. According to the count they’re doing, I’ll be gone 44 more days, but I think it’ll be more like 39 if I can help it. I won’t have any exact information until April, but based on what I’m seeing with the inbound/outbound flight schedules, I’m encouraged that I’ll be away for less than 100 days…

The temperatures are on the rise here. We got up to 93 last Saturday before noon (Feb. 28th), but then a duststorm came through and plummeted the temperature a whopping 12 degrees! But with the wind it made quite the difference. We’re still in a cool spell, but I think by this weekend it’ll be consistently in the 90s every afternoon. Unlike Iraq and Saudi Arabia’s hot, dry weather, we’re close enough to the Persian Gulf that we can get a bit of humidity here, too. I see my uniforms needing to be washed a lot more often, I was soaked in sweat just walking from work to my dorm at 8:30am on Saturday.

This upcoming week brings several diversions that definitely helps with the routine around here. Tomorrow I get to move into Rose’s dorm room while she gets a 2 week vacation. Rose is assigned here for a year, so it’s one of the benefits of commiting oneself for that long. Another perk is that her dorm is more like a suite hotel-type accomodation. I’ll take some pictures when I move in…I’m very much looking forward to a semi-private bathroom and kitchenette, a dinette set, a small easy chair in the room, and limited in-room Internet access. It’s government Internet, which blocks many sites, such as my blog, but I’ll be able to get into e-mail much easier.

Also, we have a number of visitors coming in from the states this week to visit with the weather teams stationed in the Middle East. As one of the few token reservists here, I’ve sought some advice from my commander and Senior NCOs as to what I should/shouldn’t discuss in terms of reservist issues. To be honest, we don’t have much — we’re an easy bunch, but I hope I get a chance to voice our concerns.

Such diversions to the schedule significantly help my attitude here. This past week was my toughest yet in terms of keeping my spirits up. I started eating poorly (no veggies or fruit, too much dessert), wasn’t motivated to exercise, and was frustrated from the lack of sleep. Those three factors together were toxic to my attitudes about everything else. I was decidedly crankier and folks started to notice. I think the sleep and eating have been improved, and today I ran 5 miles and did some bicep/chest weight training. I feel great right now!

Time for post-workout shower and lunch! Taco bar at the dining hall — I make myself a Moe’s style burrito!

27. February 2009 · 6 comments · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: , , , ,

I’ve been getting a number of care packages from my family and friends. Dave and the boys, my in-laws, Paul’s family and Wendy’s family have all sent goodies and they’ve all been awesome. The snacks, books, magazines and drink mixes have been greatly appreciated!

This post today is about one particular…unusual…item I received at the end of January.

A Chia Pet.

And not just any Chia Pet:

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How cool is this? It came from Paul and his family and I was very excited to get it. Folks who work near me who saw me unwrap it agree: it’s a cool gift! Paul and his wife Louise must have been sympathetic after reading how excited I was about a pathetic little patch of foliage — the first I had seen after several days here.

I’d given Dave a Chia Homer before, 2-3 Christmases ago. I remember the issues we had keeping his head completely filled with water, the very top of the head is higher than the water outlet, so the very top of the head never gets any water and therefore doesn’t grow.

Sounds like a challenge to me!

So here we go! I started this project in Feb 1st, so you’ll see 4 weeks worth of growth! It’s like one of my traditional craft blog posts! Fun fun fun!

First things first: GO SOAK YOUR HEAD! As is always the case with terra cotta, a good soaking will help the pot retain moisture.

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I had difficulty finding a container to use, but with some ingenuity, I come up with this:

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See how nicely Homer fits inside?

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Next, we start the seed mixture soaking. Chia puts the seed in some sort of stuff so that when you soak it, it becomes a gel that will adhere to the terra cotta easier.

From 2009 01 31 ChiaHomer

From 2009 01 31 ChiaHomer

…and you let that stuff soak for a “few” hours. I had instructions that said “overnight” and the seed packet said “1 hour”. So I went middle-of-the-road and let it soak for the duration of my weather shift, probably about 9 hours.

So now spread the seed gel stuff over Homer’s head:

From 2009 01 31 ChiaHomer

And there you have it — Homer’s Gellin’ (2 Feb):

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Now enjoy some time-lapse photos of Homer’s growth, starting with 4 Feb:

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6 Feb:

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From 2009 01 31 ChiaHomer

8 Feb — yeah I started remembering to rotate him after seeing this directional growth:

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9 Feb (do you sense a lack of lighting?):

From 2009 01 31 ChiaHomer
From 2009 01 31 ChiaHomer

Let me pause here and address the lighting issue. You see, Homer is a thirsty son-of-a-gun. I was giving him some 4 oz. of water per day, so I needed to keep him in plain sight so I can remember to water him. Unfortunately, I work overnight, so Homer spent time in a flourscent-lit room while I work, and I kept the room dark during the day while I sleep.

It was at about this point that I told myself “Forget that!” and moved him to the windowsill on the OTHER SIDE of my light-blocking curtain.

The point of this picture below is to show how sparse the growth is on the top of the head. As mentioned earlier, Homer is thirsty, so the seeds at the very top seldom were watered, it was very difficult to keep the water levels that high.

From 2009 01 31 ChiaHomer

13 Feb — looking a bit like Don King:

From 2009 01 31 ChiaHomer

After moving to the window, Homer started doing MUCH better. Unfortunately, I can’t enjoy him the same since he remains on the other side of the curtain from me.

27 Feb:

From 2009 01 31 ChiaHomer

Showing the root growth down the back of Homer’s neck!:

From 2009 01 31 ChiaHomer

So now what? With all the growth, it’s now more difficult to keep Homer watered. He’s consuming 6+ oz. of water every 24 hours, in part from evaporation through the terra cotta, in part from what the foliage requires.

I’m probably going to scrub down Homer and start again for the month of March, this time taking better advantage of the sunlight on the other side of the curtain earlier in the process.

That should leave enough seed for Paul to generate his own oxygen source once he gets here in the next few weeks.

22. February 2009 · 8 comments · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: ,

I got this from Christina of Sugar Sweet Thoughts <http://christinagblogspot.blogspot.com/2009/02/100-life-experiences.html>, who got it from Must Love Tots <http://mustlovetots.blogspot.com/2009/02/lifes-experiences.html> who got this from Scientific Nature of the Whammy <http://www.snotw.com/2009/02/100-life-experiences.html> who got this from Megan <http://newlywednewlybredinne.blogspot.com/> .

It looked like fun, so here goes! Hopefully no identity theft issues with this one… Not sure what an identity thief or potential terrorist will do with the fact that I've never gone skinny dipping but have run a marathon.

RULES: There are 100 statements and you bold or distinctify the ones you have done. Grab it and play for yourself!! We have no idea what happened to #11…

(Major Mom's Note: There are 12 European vacation references in this list! There is ONE in Asia, I definitely sense a BIAS here! Despite that, it's a diverse list.)

*1. Started your own blog

*2. Slept under the stars

3. Played in a band

*4. Visited Hawaii

5. Watched a meteor shower

*6. Given more than you can afford to charity.

7. Been to Disneyland

*8. Climbed a mountain.

*9. Held a praying mantis

10. Sang a solo

12. Visited Paris

*13. Watched a lightning storm at sea

14. Taught yourself an art from scratch

15. Adopted a child

*16. Had food poisoning

17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty

*18. Grown your own vegetables

19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France

*20. Slept in an overnight train

*21. Had a pillow fight

22. Hitchhiked

23. Taken a sick day when you're not ill

24. Built a snow fort

25. Held a lamb

26. Gone skinny dipping

*27. Run a marathon

28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice

*29. Seen a total eclipse (solar)

*30. Watched a sunrise or sunset

31. Hit a home run

*32. Been on a cruise

33. Seen Niagara Falls in person

34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors

*35. Seen an Amish community

36. Taught yourself a new language

*37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied

38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person

*39. Gone rock climbing

40. Seen Michelangelo's David

*41. Sung karaoke

42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt

43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant

44. Visited Africa

*45. Walked on a beach by moonlight

*46. Been transported in an ambulance

*47. Had your portrait painted

48. Gone deep sea fishing

49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person

50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris

*51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling

*52. Kissed in the rain

*53. Played in the mud

55. Been in a movie

*56. Visited the Great Wall of China

57. Started a business

58. Taken a martial arts class

59. Visited Russia

60. Served at a soup kitchen

*61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies

62. Gone whale watching

*63. Got flowers for no reason

66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp

*67. Bounced a check

*68. Flown in a helicopter

*69. Saved a favorite childhood toy

*70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial

*71. Eaten caviar.

*72. Pieced a quilt

*73. Stood in Times Square

74. Toured the Everglades

75. Been fired from a job

76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London

77. Broken a bone

78. Been on a speeding motorcycle

79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person

80. Published a book

81. Visited the Vatican

*82. Bought a brand new car

83. Walked in Jerusalem

*84. Had your picture in the newspaper

85. Read the entire Bible

*86. Visited the White House

*87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating

*88. Had chicken pox

89. Saved someone's life

90. Sat on a jury

*91. Met someone famous

*92. Joined a book club

*93. Lost a loved one

*94. Had a baby

*95. Seen the Alamo in person

96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake

97. Been involved in a lawsuit

*98. Owned a cell phone

*99. Been stung by a bee

*100. Read an entire book in one day

05. February 2009 · 2 comments · Categories: Uncategorized · Tags: , , ,

Rose (a friend from when I was stationed in FL) and I took a trip off base for some driving training. I drove in Seoul for 2 years, it wasn’t too bad. We went to dinner at a restaurant in a posh Doha hotel: The Sharq Village and Spa. The food was incredible! It was a Mediterranean buffet and worth every penny. I’m sorry I didn’t pictures of the dessert spread: lots of pistashio and honey…yum!

I was stuffed so full of grilled jumbo shrimp, hummus, vegetables and desserts I could barely lift my rear end from the seat when all was said and done. Thanks for talking us into trying it, Rose!