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You usually see these things curled up about 1\/2″ down in your lawn.  Not crawling across your street in 90F temperatures!  Kudos to my iPhone camera for getting some nice (or not so nice?) closeups!<\/p>\n

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You usually see these things curled up about 1\/2″ down in your lawn.  Not crawling across your street in 90F temperatures!  Kudos to my iPhone camera for getting some nice (or not so nice?) closeups!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[128,620],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5ycQ0-am","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":270,"url":"https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/11\/cranberry-almond-biscotti.html","url_meta":{"origin":642,"position":0},"title":"Cranberry Almond Biscotti","date":"26 November 08","format":false,"excerpt":"So as promised, here's some more cookie closeups from the Vollmer House.Cranberry Almond Biscotti. 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