{"id":549,"date":"2011-04-26T03:20:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-26T03:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2011\/04\/murderess.html"},"modified":"2011-04-26T03:20:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-26T03:20:00","slug":"murderess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2011\/04\/murderess\/","title":{"rendered":"Murderess!"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mikesjournal.com\/June%202006\/Dead%20Fish.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mikesjournal.com\/June%202006\/Dead%20Fish.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\">This is not the dead fish itself, but the calicos I killed looked VERY similar.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Yeah. &nbsp;That would be me. &nbsp;I killed not one, but FOUR fish today.<\/p>\n<p>Back in December I mentioned the four 6&#8243;+ beautiful koi who were living in our water feature in the front yard of our current house when we moved in. &nbsp;I diligently kept up with the water levels, water cleanliness and feeding of those fish all through the winter&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Let me refresh your memory here from my <a href=\"http:\/\/vollmerdp.blogspot.com\/2010\/12\/getting-settled-in.html\">December 8th blog post<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><i>And finally, I&#8217;ll share my newest hobby: a small fountain\/pond in my yard. &nbsp;Among the fancy front-yard landscaping is a pond\/fountain, a plain fountain and a birdbath! &nbsp;I&#8217;m looking forward to seeing more birds in the front yard when the weather gets warmer. <\/i><br \/><i><br \/><\/i><br \/><i>The pond was certainly a nice bonus to our house &#8212; and we were pleasantly surprised to see 4 good-sized goldfish swimming around in the pond. &nbsp;The weather&#8217;s been so cold the fish are more or less dormant so it isn&#8217;t very interesting. &nbsp;They&#8217;re also pretty shy, hiding under the fountain column a lot of the time. &nbsp;The algae in the pond has been a problem. &nbsp;So these past few days I&#8217;ve been spending 30-45 minutes per day working on cleaning out the pond. &nbsp;As of now, I&#8217;ve done a 2\/3 water change, scrubbed the algae off the concrete, and I&#8217;m making sure to run the fountain during the day so the water is well aerated. &nbsp;The water I add to the pond is from a well, which means I don&#8217;t have to worry about chemical treatments or anything like that. &nbsp;Every time I&#8217;d agitate the water the algae would stir up and become almost opaque green &#8212; seeing the fish at all has been difficult. &nbsp;Once the temperatures warm up more in a couple months, we&#8217;ll start feeding them and hopefully we&#8217;ll see them come out more often.<\/i><br \/><i><br \/><\/i><\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><i><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/TQBRZuRxC_I\/AAAAAAABOOM\/9SMnLBT35es\/s640\/77618_10150100210038428_503838427_7452238_2429143_o.jpg\" width=\"480\" \/><\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>The fountain. &nbsp;The pump sends the water up to the very top of the column and then it trickles down the &#8220;trays&#8221; that are spiraling around the column. &nbsp;It&#8217;s very pretty, but I&#8217;ve been challenged with setting the water pressure such that the water doesn&#8217;t blast out of the trays sloppily.<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><i><br \/><\/i><\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/TQBRfyBWCjI\/AAAAAAABOOU\/_4VqpQ3IQHo\/s1600\/131788_10150100210273428_503838427_7452240_1644072_o.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; 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