{"id":426,"date":"2010-04-18T18:55:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-18T18:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2010\/04\/what-will-they-think-of-next.html"},"modified":"2010-04-18T18:55:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-18T18:55:00","slug":"what-will-they-think-of-next","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2010\/04\/what-will-they-think-of-next.html","title":{"rendered":"What Will They Think of Next????"},"content":{"rendered":"
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So here we are at Costco, for our quarterly stock-up trip. We were almost out of the big ticket items that I usually stock in bulk: toilet tissue, coffee, dinner napkins, kitchen trashbags, bar soap, etc. As usual, we ended up with stuff we don’t need, like a case of Mexicoke. But I have to admit I did MUCH better than usual!<\/p>\n

So I was walking down the snack aisle, issuing an endless stream of “No, Timmy!”s and “No, Jacob!”s at their endless stream of “Mother, can we have [insert crappy snack item here]?”. And we saw these chips. And dissolved into a flurry of giggles all at once!!! I think we all agreed: none of us want this!<\/p>\n

O. M. G. What will they think of next???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So here we are at Costco, for our quarterly stock-up trip. We were almost out of the big ticket items that I usually stock in bulk: toilet tissue, coffee, dinner napkins, kitchen trashbags, bar soap, etc. As usual, we ended up with stuff we don’t need, like a case of Mexicoke. 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