{"id":1417,"date":"2012-09-05T17:19:30","date_gmt":"2012-09-05T22:19:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/?p=1417"},"modified":"2012-09-05T17:33:44","modified_gmt":"2012-09-05T22:33:44","slug":"a-new-haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2012\/09\/a-new-haircut\/","title":{"rendered":"A New Haircut!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three and a half years I elected to grow out my hair (February 2009, while I was deployed, after a very bad haircut), I faced the scissors and cut off about 16&#8243; of my hair about 2 weeks ago.<\/p>\n<p>I had last done this in September 2007 right before I had started a new position in the AF Reserves, and I had donated the hair to the organization <a href=\"http:\/\/locksoflove.org\/\">Locks of Love<\/a>. I did the same thing this time around, although I was saddened to hear that Locks of Love is very discriminating about the hair they receive and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/09\/06\/fashion\/06locks.html?pagewanted=all\">very few of their donations are actually turned into wigs<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy some pictures from my August 24th haircut!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1418\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1418\" style=\"width: 368px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4399.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-1418 \" title=\"IMG_4399\" src=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4399-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"378\" height=\"504\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4399-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4399-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 378px) 100vw, 378px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1418\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">First the hair has to be sectioned off before cutting. My stylist, Katrina, got four sections.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1419\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1419\" style=\"width: 494px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4400.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-1419 \" title=\"IMG_4400\" src=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4400-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"504\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4400-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4400-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1419\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I had to say &#8220;Just do it!&#8221;. And there they are&#8230;the top ends of those ponytails looked and felt like large makeup brushes.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1420\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1420\" style=\"width: 431px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4402.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-1420 \" title=\"IMG_4402\" src=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4402-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"441\" height=\"588\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4402-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4402-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1420\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">We attempted some highlights. It was a fail. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/geekmom\/2012\/08\/comics-in-public\/\">This picture was staged for a &#8220;Read Comic Books in Public&#8221; day last week<\/a>.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1422\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1422\" style=\"width: 431px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4404.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-1422 \" title=\"IMG_4404\" src=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4404-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"441\" height=\"588\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4404-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4404-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1422\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">When all was said and done, Katrina had to straighten and flatten my hair to make sure it&#8217;s even. I felt like the Johnny Depp version of Willie Wonka. I don&#8217;t plan to wear my hair like this.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1423\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1423\" style=\"width: 422px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4408.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-1423 \" title=\"IMG_4408\" src=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4408.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"432\" height=\"576\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4408.jpg 480w, https:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4408-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1423\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This is more how I will wear my hair. 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