{"id":94,"date":"2008-03-08T03:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-08T03:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/03\/while-im-having-a-blast-with-my-two-weeks-tour.html"},"modified":"2008-03-08T03:20:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-08T03:20:00","slug":"while-im-having-a-blast-with-my-two-weeks-tour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/03\/while-im-having-a-blast-with-my-two-weeks-tour\/","title":{"rendered":"While I’m Having a Blast With My Two Weeks’ Tour…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…here’s Dave<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I’m almost home, dear! You’re doing great!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…here’s Dave. I’m almost home, dear! You’re doing great!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[],"tags":[13,20,616],"class_list":["post-94","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-air-force-reserves","tag-dear-husband","tag-ranting"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t