{"id":935,"date":"2012-04-22T22:46:20","date_gmt":"2012-04-23T03:46:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/?p=935"},"modified":"2012-04-22T22:46:20","modified_gmt":"2012-04-23T03:46:20","slug":"five-weeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2012\/04\/five-weeks\/","title":{"rendered":"Five Weeks"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_936\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-936\" style=\"width: 214px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/iPhoneCrackedBack-e1335151677765.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-936\" title=\"iPhoneCrackedBack\" src=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/iPhoneCrackedBack-e1335151677765-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/iPhoneCrackedBack-e1335151677765-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/iPhoneCrackedBack-e1335151677765-764x1024.jpg 764w, http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/iPhoneCrackedBack-e1335151677765.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-936\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This was the beginning of a pretty bad Saturday...<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>That&#8217;s how long have had my latest iPhone.<\/p>\n<p>I know, I dropped my original phone and had to deal with missing pixels for several months, <a href=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2010\/09\/iphone-and-potties-dont-mix.html\">then I dropped my 2nd iPhone into the toilet<\/a>&#8230;and now this.<\/p>\n<p>On Saturday morning Jacob and I were preparing to run at our local Relay for Life event (which ended up canceled due to poor weather)&#8230;I was putting the phone into a velcro sleeve so I could start running. And it fell to the ground. It landed squarely on its back. Hence the dramatic cracking you see here.<\/p>\n<p>The good news is that the phone itself is still working perfectly fine. The phone, the GPS\/location services, the camera, the motion sensors, leveling sensors, etc. It&#8217;s all good. Yay!<\/p>\n<p>I do NOT have AppleCare. I had assumed the computer and media rider on my property insurance would take care of this, but it probably won&#8217;t. While on Saturday I was pretty nervous about having to spend $750 on a new replacement for this phone, it probably won&#8217;t be quite that bad.<\/p>\n<p>The continued good news is that I can apparently bring the phone to an Apple Store and one can replace the back glass inexpensively. Anywhere from $29 to $100 based on assorted Apple support forums.<\/p>\n<p>But wait. 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