{"id":91,"date":"2008-02-29T01:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-29T01:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/02\/dont-you-hate-it-when.html"},"modified":"2008-02-29T01:37:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-29T01:37:00","slug":"dont-you-hate-it-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/02\/dont-you-hate-it-when\/","title":{"rendered":"Don’t You Hate it When…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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…you buy ice cream and your freezer freezes is SO hard you can’t enjoy it?<\/p>\n

Yesterday I bought a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream at the commissary. It’s VERY rare for me to do this — I last had this over a year ago! So put it in the freezer, and I fell asleep last evening before I remembered that I had it.<\/p>\n

So tonight after my microwave lasagna dinner I figured I’d have some.<\/p>\n

Hard as a rock. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Pleh.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…you buy ice cream and your freezer freezes is SO hard you can’t enjoy it? Yesterday I bought a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream at the commissary. It’s VERY rare for me to do this — I last had this over a year ago! So put it in the … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[],"tags":[13,616],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-air-force-reserves","tag-ranting"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t