{"id":663,"date":"2011-11-04T02:42:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T02:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2011\/11\/marshmallow-fail.html"},"modified":"2011-11-04T02:42:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-04T02:42:00","slug":"marshmallow-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2011\/11\/marshmallow-fail.html","title":{"rendered":"Marshmallow Fail!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before I get into the main topic of this post, first let me say that this was a much much better day for Dave&#8217;s recovery. &nbsp;He woke up in a good mood, and seemed to do well while I was briefly at a Hurlburt Spouses&#8217; Club board meeting during mid-morning. &nbsp;He even took a couple walks to the mailbox and back. &nbsp;Things are looking good. &nbsp;His surgery sites are still very sore, but at least he&#8217;s prepared for that pain and is coping.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday (Wednesday) was pretty rough.<\/p>\n<p>So, marshmallows. &nbsp;I like marshmallows a lot. &nbsp;I always have. &nbsp;S&#8217;mores are a favorite dessert at our house, which we&#8217;ll make in our backyard on summer evenings in our firepit.<\/p>\n<p>I made a stupid impulse purchase at Walmart yesterday while grocery shopping.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-pdY0kzHF8XU\/TrNO_xN4mEI\/AAAAAAABbDg\/d8kb7gxFQYU\/s1600\/IMG_6080.JPG\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-pdY0kzHF8XU\/TrNO_xN4mEI\/AAAAAAABbDg\/d8kb7gxFQYU\/s400\/IMG_6080.JPG\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>My word, these things STINK! &nbsp;I smelled them in the car all the way home, then they took over the smell of my kitchen. &nbsp;Some sort of artificial chocolatey chemical smell.<\/p>\n<p>I ate ONE. It was 90 calories. &nbsp;Didn&#8217;t feel so hot afterwards.<\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-NnZn2hfto5g\/TrNPC6HMNUI\/AAAAAAABbDw\/AodmFxbpNhA\/s1600\/IMG_6082.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-NnZn2hfto5g\/TrNPC6HMNUI\/AAAAAAABbDw\/AodmFxbpNhA\/s400\/IMG_6082.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, it&#8217;s pretty big.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>The rest are in the trash, and that&#8217;s $2 wasted. &nbsp;The odor was nauseating.<\/p>\n<p>What was I thinking?<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I found these ketchup packets for sale at Walmart and am glad I no longer have to <strike>steal<\/strike>&nbsp;have extras of them from Chick-fil-a.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-MqgfZTuD3Xo\/TrNO7xJ0h1I\/AAAAAAABbDY\/e8XTjHGkK54\/s1600\/IMG_6079.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-MqgfZTuD3Xo\/TrNO7xJ0h1I\/AAAAAAABbDY\/e8XTjHGkK54\/s400\/IMG_6079.jpg\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Today I was at the same Walmart picking up a prescription and when I picked up some last minute groceries (I&#8217;m always suckered into picking up more than one item at Walmart, don&#8217;t you?) and I walked past the endcap with those stupid marshmallows. &nbsp;Oh, the SMELL&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before I get into the main topic of this post, first let me say that this was a much much better day for Dave&#8217;s recovery. &nbsp;He woke up in a good mood, and seemed to do well while I was briefly at a Hurlburt Spouses&#8217; Club board meeting during mid-morning. &nbsp;He even took a couple [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[20,81,91,92,182],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5ycQ0-aH","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":205,"url":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/08\/heh-heh-heh-fire.html","url_meta":{"origin":663,"position":0},"title":"Heh&#8230;heh&#8230;heh&#8230;FIRE!","date":"07 August 08","format":false,"excerpt":"Dave and I took a splurge and got a small fire pit for the back porch. 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