{"id":526,"date":"2011-03-09T15:39:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-09T15:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2011\/03\/what-not-to-do-with-your-brand-new-best-picture-oscar.html"},"modified":"2011-03-09T15:39:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-09T15:39:00","slug":"what-not-to-do-with-your-brand-new-best-picture-oscar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2011\/03\/what-not-to-do-with-your-brand-new-best-picture-oscar\/","title":{"rendered":"What Not to Do With Your Brand New &quot;Best Picture&quot; Oscar&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/-iAYf-NZFd7M\/TXedbGF8r9I\/AAAAAAABRiE\/-q86lwccae0\/s1600\/oscar-280_1266285a.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/-iAYf-NZFd7M\/TXedbGF8r9I\/AAAAAAABRiE\/-q86lwccae0\/s320\/oscar-280_1266285a.jpg\" width=\"228\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>A story published in the London Telegraph online brought me a smile this morning. &nbsp;The co-producer of this year&#8217;s Best Picture, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1504320\/\">The King&#8217;s Speech<\/a>, Simon Egan, was celebrating the movie&#8217;s Academy Awards success at a Hollywood party with his 15-month-old daughter Lara in attendance. &nbsp;Another party guest let Lara hold the Oscar so folks could take pictures. &nbsp;As expected, that statuette slipped right out of her hands!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/culture\/film\/oscars\/8365939\/Kings-Speech-Oscar-damaged-after-producers-daughter-drops-trophy-on-concrete-floor-at-awards-party.html\">You can view the video through this link.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/culture\/film\/oscars\/8365939\/Kings-Speech-Oscar-damaged-after-producers-daughter-drops-trophy-on-concrete-floor-at-awards-party.html\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/culture\/film\/oscars\/8365939\/Kings-Speech-Oscar-damaged-after-producers-daughter-drops-trophy-on-concrete-floor-at-awards-party.html\"><\/a>Mr. Egan immediately contacted the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oscars.org\/\">American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences<\/a>, and was relieved to learn that the Academy has a program for repairing damaged statuettes.<\/p>\n<p>Lesson learned &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_Academy_Award_records#Most_awards\">unless you&#8217;re Walt Disney with 26 Oscar statuettes to spare<\/a>, think REAL hard before letting your 15-month-old loose on your symbol of the pinnacle of your career!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A story published in the London Telegraph online brought me a smile this morning. &nbsp;The co-producer of this year&#8217;s Best Picture, The King&#8217;s Speech, Simon Egan, was celebrating the movie&#8217;s Academy Awards success at a Hollywood party with his 15-month-old daughter Lara in attendance. &nbsp;Another party guest let Lara hold the Oscar so folks could &#8230; <a title=\"What Not to Do With Your Brand New &quot;Best Picture&quot; Oscar&#8230;\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2011\/03\/what-not-to-do-with-your-brand-new-best-picture-oscar\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about What Not to Do With Your Brand New &quot;Best Picture&quot; Oscar&#8230;\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[],"tags":[56,4],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-just-for-fun","tag-parenting"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 5.0.4 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"A story published in the London Telegraph online brought me a smile this morning. 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