{"id":498,"date":"2010-12-30T02:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-30T02:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2010\/12\/the-yoshi-truth.html"},"modified":"2010-12-30T02:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-30T02:03:00","slug":"the-yoshi-truth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2010\/12\/the-yoshi-truth\/","title":{"rendered":"The Yoshi Truth&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Opened up my Yoshi Blade&#8230;seemed to cut up an apple well enough. &nbsp;But then I read the care instructions, which I&#8217;ve transcribed here for your reading pleasure. &nbsp;Remember, this is NOT a metal blade, but a ceramic one. &nbsp;Still, some of these warnings are a bit extreme&#8230;I&#8217;m kind of miffed about not using it to &#8220;chop&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Yoshi Blade is for slicing only &#8212; not for chopping.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Use Yoshi Blade on a plastic of wood cutting board only.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<b>DO NOT<\/b> use the Yoshi Blade or the side of the blade to chop food&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<b>DO NOT<\/b> use the Yoshi Blade to cut frozen food&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<b>DO NOT<\/b> use the Yoshi Blade to cut hard cheeses&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<b>DO NOT<\/b> use the Yoshi Blade for carving poultry or meat with bones&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<b>DO NOT<\/b> cut on ceramic plates, marble, stone, glass or tile&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<b>DO NOT<\/b> bend, twist, pry or apply force on the tip or side of the blade.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<b>DO NOT <\/b>use Yoshi blade to smash garlic or other foods with the side of the blade&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<b>DO NOT <\/b>place Yoshi Blade in or near open flame or heat source, as ceramic blade will get hot&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yoshi Blade is <b>NOT <\/b>dishwasher safe.  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