{"id":49,"date":"2008-01-20T19:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-20T19:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/01\/thought-you-might-want-a-laugh-from-may-1994.html"},"modified":"2008-01-20T19:59:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T19:59:00","slug":"thought-you-might-want-a-laugh-from-may-1994","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/01\/thought-you-might-want-a-laugh-from-may-1994\/","title":{"rendered":"Thought You Might Want a Laugh&#8230;from May 1994"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/R5OoQ_6Gv_I\/AAAAAAAAK6g\/Oqbyu3rU05Q\/s1600-h\/1994+05+PatriciaGlamourShotProof1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/R5OoQ_6Gv_I\/AAAAAAAAK6g\/Oqbyu3rU05Q\/s320\/1994+05+PatriciaGlamourShotProof1.jpg\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/R5OoR_6GwAI\/AAAAAAAAK6o\/WsioVY8qOdc\/s1600-h\/1994+05+PatriciaGlamourShotProof2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/R5OoR_6GwAI\/AAAAAAAAK6o\/WsioVY8qOdc\/s320\/1994+05+PatriciaGlamourShotProof2.jpg\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/R5OoSP6GwBI\/AAAAAAAAK6w\/GffS28R14Jk\/s1600-h\/1994+05+PatriciaGlamourShotProof3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/R5OoSP6GwBI\/AAAAAAAAK6w\/GffS28R14Jk\/s320\/1994+05+PatriciaGlamourShotProof3.jpg\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/R5OoT_6GwCI\/AAAAAAAAK64\/C8y8fmsZJ-k\/s1600-h\/1994+05+PatriciaGlamourShotProof4.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/R5OoT_6GwCI\/AAAAAAAAK64\/C8y8fmsZJ-k\/s320\/1994+05+PatriciaGlamourShotProof4.jpg\" \/><\/a> <\/div>\n<p>My Mom took me to do Glamour Shots just before she and my sister moved to Guam when I was in college.  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