{"id":473,"date":"2010-10-14T18:22:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-14T18:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2010\/10\/3-times-in-26-months.html"},"modified":"2010-10-14T18:22:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-14T18:22:00","slug":"3-times-in-26-months","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2010\/10\/3-times-in-26-months\/","title":{"rendered":"3 Times in 26 Months!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oralchelation.com\/wednesday\/images\/j0230748.gif\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"194\" src=\"http:\/\/www.oralchelation.com\/wednesday\/images\/j0230748.gif\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\">Okay, let&#8217;s all sing along (to the tune of Gene Autry&#8217;s &#8220;Back in the Saddle Again&#8221;):<\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"><i>I&#8217;m back in the O.R. again<\/i><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"><i>Out under anesthesia, which I dread&#8230;.<\/i><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"><i>Where doctors take their knives<\/i><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"><i>On what remains of my G.I.<\/i><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"><i>Back in the O.R. again<\/i><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"><i><br \/><\/i><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\">I&#8217;m writing this corny little song from the surgery waiting room at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unmc.edu\/\">University of Nebraska Medical Center<\/a> near downtown Omaha. &nbsp;Dave is in the middle of a basic hernia repair.  This is a pretty common procedure, and for the most part I&#8217;m feeling pretty confident that everything&#8217;s going to be all right.<\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s worth discussing that there&#8217;s something about Nebraska that&#8217;s been driving Dave into the operating room every 13 months.  <a href=\"http:\/\/vollmerdp.blogspot.com\/2008\/08\/so-what-else-could-possibly-happen-to.html\">First, there was his emergency appendectomy about 3 weeks after we moved here in August 2008.<\/a>  Then, in September 2009, Dave&#8217;s gall bladder removal.  Which apparently I didn&#8217;t write much about, I was in a blogging drought in late 2009.  Don&#8217;t know why. &nbsp;I just looked at my blog posts from August\/September 2009 and there wasn&#8217;t much at all.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here we are, back again, for Dave&#8217;s 3rd surgery in 26 months.  All of these procedures are pretty routine, and Dave recovers pretty nicely.  You can&#8217;t even see his laproscopy scars from the first two procedures anymore.  This one is an open procedure, so he&#8217;ll have a no-kidding incision on his lower abdomen, but that&#8217;s okay.  <\/p>\n<p>Dave&#8217;s health has been an absolute nightmare since we moved to Nebraska.  We aren&#8217;t sure if it&#8217;s the air here, that our house is haunted, or the stresses of Dave&#8217;s job.  Or just that his gastro-intestinal system was due to take a nosedive right about when we moved here.  We don&#8217;t know for sure.  It&#8217;s certainly frustrating, especially for a guy who didn&#8217;t really have any big medical issues right through age 30!  The occasional twisted ankle, bout of the flu, etc.  <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re glad he&#8217;s getting this taken care of quickly, but it still takes away from the normalcy of our lives.  But our life is anything but normal, right?  Dave&#8217;s convalescent leave will take him right up to his trip to Florida to pick out a new house, then my Reserve 2 week tour in early November, and then we go right into the movers coming to pack up our house for our move!<\/p>\n<table style=\"width: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/lh\/photo\/LrI99dpENbuKX-He2kwlgA?feat=embedwebsite\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"300\" src=\"http:\/\/lh6.ggpht.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/SHbB9hoN7JI\/AAAAAAAASsA\/rqWQ5bOiGXk\/s400\/IMG_2720.jpg\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\">We aren&#8217;t sure if we&#8217;ll be contracting with the &#8220;Big Orange Truck&#8221; company again for this upcoming move. &nbsp;We&#8217;ll probably know this week. &nbsp;They did a good enough job between NC and NE.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: right;\">From <a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/vollmerdp\/20080710MovingPictures?feat=embedwebsite\">2008 07 10 Moving Pictures<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>In the meantime, I&#8217;m in &#8220;get &#8216;er done&#8221; mode at the house, wrapping up some projects so I can start preparing for the move.  This is stuff I can do while Dave&#8217;s recovering at home.  First off, finishing the boys&#8217; Halloween costumes, then finishing up my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rectangle6x9.org\/\">HAP<\/a> crochet projects so I can put away my sewing\/knitting\/crochet supplies with my other craft supplies.  Then, I can get started on the garden: I have to disassemble our compost bin and dig up Dave&#8217;s hops.  We plan to take rhizomes with us and get them in the ground as soon as we get to FL.  I have to do it before Nebraska&#8217;s first hard freeze.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m dreading tackling the <a href=\"http:\/\/vollmerdp.blogspot.com\/2008\/07\/190.html\">battery removal again<\/a>. &nbsp;Ugh&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, let&#8217;s all sing along (to the tune of Gene Autry&#8217;s &#8220;Back in the Saddle Again&#8221;): I&#8217;m back in the O.R. again Out under anesthesia, which I dread&#8230;. Where doctors take their knives On what remains of my G.I. 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