{"id":424,"date":"2010-04-07T19:05:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-07T19:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2010\/04\/lost-in-translation-not-anymore.html"},"modified":"2010-04-07T19:05:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-07T19:05:00","slug":"lost-in-translation-not-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2010\/04\/lost-in-translation-not-anymore.html","title":{"rendered":"Lost in Translation? Not anymore!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.email-marketing-reports.com\/images\/dontspeakspamg.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.email-marketing-reports.com\/images\/dontspeakspamg.jpg\" style=\"cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 397px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 556px;\" \/><\/a><br \/>On two recent blog posts here, there are comments written in Chinese characters.<\/p>\n<p>This one: <a href=\"http:\/\/vollmerdp.blogspot.com\/2010\/03\/big-top-cupcake-love-it-or-loathe-it.html\">http:\/\/vollmerdp.blogspot.com\/2010\/03\/big-top-cupcake-love-it-or-loathe-it.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And this one: <a href=\"http:\/\/vollmerdp.blogspot.com\/2010\/04\/garden-season.html\">http:\/\/vollmerdp.blogspot.com\/2010\/04\/garden-season.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The first one went up on March 14th, and I get the comments sent to my e-mail account.  So there&#8217;s all this Chinese in my inbox.<\/p>\n<p>What do you <i>THINK<\/i> I&#8217;m going to do with it?  Yep, sent the e-mail to the trash and didn&#8217;t think anything else of it.<\/p>\n<p>Until it happened again 2 days ago.  This time I said, &#8220;Let me throw this into <a href=\"http:\/\/translate.google.com\/\">Google Translator<\/a> and see what I get.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I put in the comment that I got in the Garden Season post and got this text in return:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Simple act of spiritual joy to others, prayer is better than thousand bow&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Awww&#8230;.how sweet.  Next to the comment is a bunch of ellipsis with a link.  Like a moron, I clicked the link.<\/p>\n<p>Go ahead, click the link.  <b>I dare you!<\/b>  Get the kids out of the room first, please!<\/p>\n<p>The second set of text?  The one on the Big Top Cupcake post?  Well, I&#8217;m not putting that translation here.  You may go check it out yourself, just go from Chinese to English on the Google Translator. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to remove the comment, but not before my billions (<i>cough!<\/i>) of faithful readers get a chance to copy\/paste it into the translator and get a smile.  Once again, <i>get the kids out of the room!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On two recent blog posts here, there are comments written in Chinese characters. This one: http:\/\/vollmerdp.blogspot.com\/2010\/03\/big-top-cupcake-love-it-or-loathe-it.html And this one: http:\/\/vollmerdp.blogspot.com\/2010\/04\/garden-season.html The first one went up on March 14th, and I get the comments sent to my e-mail account. So there&#8217;s all this Chinese in my inbox. What do you THINK I&#8217;m going to do with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[15,616],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5ycQ0-6Q","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":418,"url":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2010\/03\/big-top-cupcake-love-it-or-loathe-it.html","url_meta":{"origin":424,"position":0},"title":"Big Top Cupcake &#8212; Love It or Loathe It?","date":"09 March 10","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm currently in possession of a Big Top Cupcake pan. From 2010 03 08 Big Top CupcakeA giant cupacake. 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