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I suggested to Grammy Vollmer that Timmy receive a Moon Sand play set for Christmas and she came through for us with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Moon-Sand-Large-Neighborhood-Kit\/dp\/B000M0GBKG\/ref=pd_sbs_t_img_5\">Neighborhood Playset<\/a>.  That along with some other containers of Moon Sand we had, and we have enough Moon Sand to even entertain friends who come over to play (which we did a couple weeks ago!).<\/p>\n<p>(By the way, the picture of the neat, clean red and blue Moon Sand siding on the house on the product mentioned above is some sort of pipe dream &#8212; Timmy loves &#8220;painting&#8221; the house, but it would never look that nice.)<\/p>\n<p>Hit the link above, check out the customer reviews about it.  I feel both ways &#8212; I&#8217;m thrilled that my boys enjoy it so much, but it is indeed a bear to clean up.  And even after the visible sand is cleaned up, if you walk around my kitchen barefoot for a couple days afterwards, you still feel the grit that my vacuum, dustbuster, broom and sponge didn&#8217;t quite get up.  Again, an acceptable risk for the sake of happy kids, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s apparently this <a href=\"http:\/\/moonsandkits.com\/xlplaybox.php\">inflatble play box thing for Moon Sand<\/a>.  Tempting.  I wonder how well it would actually work, say on our back porch or something.<\/p>\n<p>So this afternoon the boys spent 45 minutes or so with Moon Sand, and even though the boys make a good effort, there&#8217;s still a colossal mess on my kitchen floor when they&#8217;re done.  And since sweeping up the stuff on the floor brings along dog hair, grated parmesean cheese, crushed Cheerios and the like, there&#8217;s no way I&#8217;m putting Floor Moon Sand back in with the clean stuff.  So I&#8217;d estimate a 5-7% loss of product with every play session.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m also a tyrant about keeping the colors separated.  I know, I know, I&#8217;m probably hampering their creativity somewhat, and it&#8217;s contrary to the commericals and pictures on the packages of Moon Sand of colors, colors everywhere, but they just don&#8217;t mix nicely.<\/p>\n<p>Before: <\/p>\n<table style=\"width: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/vollmerdp\/20080114MoonSandMess\/photo#5155468507739503298\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh4.google.com\/vollmerdp\/R4vnSv6GusI\/AAAAAAAAKtA\/Rk_S-aIZsR8\/s400\/IMG_5107.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr> <\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: right;\">From <a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/vollmerdp\/20080114MoonSandMess\">2008 01 14 Mo&#8230;<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>After: <\/p>\n<table style=\"width: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/vollmerdp\/20080114MoonSandMess\/photo#5155468791207344882\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh6.google.com\/vollmerdp\/R4vnjP6GuvI\/AAAAAAAAKtY\/kSJJuk8-VJ4\/s400\/IMG_5110.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr> <\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: right;\">From <a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/vollmerdp\/20080114MoonSandMess\">2008 01 14 Mo&#8230;<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My boys love Moon Sand. 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