{"id":402,"date":"2009-11-13T15:29:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-13T15:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2009\/11\/contemplations-on-laziness.html"},"modified":"2009-11-13T15:29:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-13T15:29:00","slug":"contemplations-on-laziness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2009\/11\/contemplations-on-laziness\/","title":{"rendered":"Contemplations on Laziness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/paintermommy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/contemplation.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/paintermommy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/contemplation.jpg\" style=\"cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 391px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 600px;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Great, here we go again!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No&#8230;no&#8230;these are just some thoughts I&#8217;ve been having in general.  About goal-setting, future plans, life in general.<\/p>\n<p>Today a friend is taking her GRE.  She&#8217;s in her 30s, like me&#8230;and has young sons, like me&#8230;and is an Air Force wife, like me.  UNLIKE me, she&#8217;s gotten off her rear-end and uses the time while her sons are in school to go back to school herself and this spring will be graduating from college.  She&#8217;s already submitting applications for a PhD program, location subject to where her husband gets stationed next.<\/p>\n<p>Another friend, who I went to high school with, earned her PhD this past summer, while working full time and raising two young kids!<\/p>\n<p>No, I don&#8217;t want a PhD.  Contrary to popular belief.<\/p>\n<p>Not too many people know this, but it&#8217;s crossed my mind to go back to school and start on a second career.  It&#8217;s a quiet little goal I have, to become a secondary math\/science teacher.  I haven&#8217;t been motivated to start on this goal, unfortunately.  I&#8217;ve been lazy.  Way lazier than all these other Moms who are juggling jobs, raising kids, keeping up a household, moving with the military, etc.  <\/p>\n<p>My first excuse: &#8220;When Timmy starts school, I&#8217;ll go back to school.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>Well, with Timmy starting school in 9 months, by now I should have applied, or looked more into online programs than I&#8217;ve done so far.<\/p>\n<p>My second excuse: &#8220;Why start a program now?  We could be moving as soon as 1 year after I start school if I were to start here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No&#8230;of course my work can transfer, and if I choose an online program, heck &#8212; who cares where I am, right?  People do it all the time, transfer their coursework.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve told myself, &#8220;Patricia, you&#8217;ve already achieved a lot in life, aren&#8217;t you tired of school, additional stress, running around all hair-on-fire?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m thinking&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/markwilson.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/11\/now-what1.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/markwilson.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/11\/now-what1.jpg\" style=\"cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 353px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 512px;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The answer is &#8220;Get my butt back in school and work on that new career!&#8221;.  I need to set up some graduated goals related to that, with some research to back it up.  My druthers is to do this online, I&#8217;ll need to learn more about it, I suppose.  Dave can retire from Active Duty in 6 years, and I figured by the time he has 5 years left, if I wanted to go back to work full time after he retires I should be on my way.  Especially if I want to take my time on this one.  Some other options have opened up, such as teaching AFJROTC after I reach my 20 years in the Reserves.  That might be nice&#8230;as some of my blogosphere friends have said &#8220;I&#8217;m one of those people who actually LIKES the Air Force.&#8221;  Again, I haven&#8217;t looked enough into it to know whether it&#8217;s right for me.<\/p>\n<p>And oh yeah, I have to balance this with my boys&#8217; activities, my AF Reserve work, and some AF continuing education I predict I&#8217;ll be needing to do by late next year.<\/p>\n<p>So there are my thoughts &#8211; somewhat messy, but it&#8217;s been on my mind.  A lot.  <\/p>\n<p>Reality check: Might I be more motivated to do this if I truly &#8220;enjoy&#8221; those 7 hours per day I&#8217;ll have when Timmy and Jacob are both in school?  Pedicures?  Facials?  Shopping trips?  Coffee dates with girlfriends?  Chick-flick marathons in my PJs?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know.  I&#8217;m coming up on this crossroads and not even feeling motivated enough to say &#8220;Here&#8217;s what I need to do next!&#8221;  I guess it was a lot easier when high school guidance counselors and Air Force Instructions made those decisions for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking&#8230;. &#8220;Great, here we go again!&#8221; No&#8230;no&#8230;these are just some thoughts I&#8217;ve been having in general. About goal-setting, future plans, life in general. Today a friend is taking her GRE. She&#8217;s in her 30s, like me&#8230;and has young sons, like me&#8230;and is an Air Force wife, like me. 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