{"id":383,"date":"2009-07-31T20:09:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-31T20:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2009\/07\/how-to-ride-an-escalator-with-crocs.html"},"modified":"2009-07-31T20:09:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T20:09:00","slug":"how-to-ride-an-escalator-with-crocs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2009\/07\/how-to-ride-an-escalator-with-crocs.html","title":{"rendered":"How to Ride an Escalator with Crocs"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mobile-photo\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/SnNRcS3i7CI\/AAAAAAAAthM\/6WDC7qWQc9s\/s1600-h\/photo-773056.jpg\"><img alt=\"\" border=\"0\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364721127671393314\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/SnNRcS3i7CI\/AAAAAAAAthM\/6WDC7qWQc9s\/s320\/photo-773056.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>1.) Stand in the CENTER of the step.<br \/>2.) Stand STILL!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1.) 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