{"id":367,"date":"2009-06-24T02:31:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-24T02:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2009\/06\/wow-what-they-say-about-crocs-is-true.html"},"modified":"2009-06-24T02:31:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T02:31:00","slug":"wow-what-they-say-about-crocs-is-true","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2009\/06\/wow-what-they-say-about-crocs-is-true\/","title":{"rendered":"Wow &#8212; What They Say About Crocs is True!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-size: small;\">Disclaimer: If you&#8217;re a blogosphere friend &#8212; who shall remain unnamed &#8212; who&#8217;s going to write and say &#8220;I told you so&#8221; about my boys in Crocs, you don&#8217;t need to say anything here.  My boys will continue to wear Crocs, just not on day trips into big cities involving escalators!  \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p>Escalators really do eat Crocs.<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s our proof:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/SkGQf2bMXAI\/AAAAAAAAjgI\/Uekx6tVOy8s\/s1600-h\/5038_114919518427_503838427_2929299_6593875_n.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350716709152775170\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/SkGQf2bMXAI\/AAAAAAAAjgI\/Uekx6tVOy8s\/s400\/5038_114919518427_503838427_2929299_6593875_n.jpg\" style=\"cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; display: block; height: 400px; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 300px;\" \/><\/a><br \/>That&#8217;s Timmy&#8217;s right-foot NC State Croc.  This was on the down escalator near the Blue\/Orange line platform at the L&#8217;Enfant Plaza Metro Station in D.C.  I&#8217;m standing at the bottom of the escalator looking up.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yourlawyer.com\/articles\/read\/16444\">I&#8217;d heard about this before.<\/a>   Merely Google &#8220;Crocs Escalators&#8221; and you&#8217;ll see all sorts of stuff.  I was aware of this before &#8212; I typically make a point for my kids to stand in the center of the escalator no matter what shoes they&#8217;re wearing.  Even in regular shoes or sandals, there&#8217;s a risk of injury.  I&#8217;m aware of that.  It&#8217;s so rare that we&#8217;re on escalators, I didn&#8217;t give much thought to the boys NOT wearing their Crocs on our trip into Washington, D.C. just because of the escalators.<\/p>\n<p>But on this particular escalator we were consistently getting shoved out of the way by folks wanting to walk up and down the escalator steps.  So I had Timmy way over on our right to keep him out of the way.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly Timmy&#8217;s stepping back and our escalator was grinding to a halt.  Timmy had yanked his foot out of the shoe, evidenced by the broken strap on the right side, and he seemed fine.<\/p>\n<p>There were all these people on the escalator when it stopped.  They merely walked down the now-stationary steps and continued towards the train platform.<\/p>\n<p>I after quickly whisking Timmy out of the way and checking his feet &#8212; having him wiggle his toes &#8212; we decided to leave the shoe there and just get on the train.   After we took our seats I had to count to ten a few times &#8212; I was pretty freaked at what a near-miss that was!  Timmy was and still is fine.  No tears, no nothing.  He was pretty matter-of-fact about the whole thing&#8230;even about the loss of a shoe.  This was at the end of our trip into the city, so it wasn&#8217;t hard for him to be carried from the train to the van for the ride home.<\/p>\n<p>Are we going to sue the D.C. Metro?  No.  We chose to take the D.C. Metro, we chose to incur the risks that go with it.<\/p>\n<p>Are we going to sue Crocs?  No.  Buying\/wearing Crocs is our choice, and we choose to accept the risks that go with it.<\/p>\n<p>Part of me wishes we could sue the people who saw what was going on and refused to acknowledge our existence, but there&#8217;s obviously nothing I could do about that.  Dave tried to find someone to report the now-stopped escalator while I was checking Timmy, but he couldn&#8217;t find anyone to help out.  He tried to pull out the shoe, to no avail.<\/p>\n<p>Will my kids continue to wear Crocs?  Most likely.  I&#8217;ll definitely give more thought to the escalator-ness of our travels&#8230;for example, perhaps Crocs aren&#8217;t the best thing when we&#8217;re doing air travel, with the escalators in airports.  But of course they&#8217;re all of ours&#8217; shoes of choice for the beach, pool or boating.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, since my boys will be spending time at the pool over the next couple days, Timmy is now the proud, happy owner of a new pair of Spiderman flip-flops!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disclaimer: If you&#8217;re a blogosphere friend &#8212; who shall remain unnamed &#8212; who&#8217;s going to write and say &#8220;I told you so&#8221; about my boys in Crocs, you don&#8217;t need to say anything here. 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