{"id":334,"date":"2009-03-20T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T15:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2009\/03\/altogether-now-how-tired-were-you.html"},"modified":"2009-03-20T15:19:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T15:19:00","slug":"altogether-now-how-tired-were-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2009\/03\/altogether-now-how-tired-were-you.html","title":{"rendered":"Altogether Now: &quot;How Tired Were You?&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Friday and Happy Spring!  Another random funny deployment story for you.<\/p>\n<p>So here it is&#8230;6:15pm on a Friday night, and I&#8217;m still awake.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, me too!  Let&#8217;s go hit a club and go dancing later!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No no no no no.  I&#8217;m not supposed to be awake!  For those unaware, I&#8217;ve been on the night shift my whole time on this deployment.  I won&#8217;t give specifics, except to say that I usually sleep from about 4pm-11pm. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vollmerdp.blogspot.com\/2009\/03\/worst-thing-in-world-is-to-try-to-sleep.html\">You saw my post from a week or so ago.<\/a>  Sleep, or lack thereof, can be a plague on one&#8217;s good attitude and overall productivity.   I don&#8217;t think I get cranky, but I start doing strange things.<\/p>\n<p>My first month here, I took a trip off base in the evening.  I didn&#8217;t sleep all day, then went out to dinner in downtown Doha with friends.  It was a fun time out but I didn&#8217;t sleep between one day&#8217;s work and the next.<\/p>\n<p>I thought I was fine.  I distinctly remember thinking how resilient I was considering my lack of sleep.  The weather was keeping my adrenaline up, I recall.  At about 4am I went out to the latrine trailer.  Where I work, we have to leave our building and walk out to a row of latrine trailers outside.  Not far, probably a 1 minute walk.  Picture three construction office trailer-looking buildings&#8230;all in a row.  Don&#8217;t fret, they aren&#8217;t bad.  The leftmost and center trailers are for the men, the right hand trailer is for the women (since women are probably less than 20% of the population here, we have a pretty good deal).<\/p>\n<p>I walked into the trailer, chose a toilet, and proceeded to do my thing.  While I&#8217;m in the stall, I notice that the walls are black &#8212; when I&#8217;m used to them being off-white &#8212; and I began to ponder:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When did they paint the insides of the toilet stalls?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;WHY would they paint the insides of the toilet stalls?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And how come I can&#8217;t smell the fresh paint of these newly painted stalls?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wait a minute!  How did these paint flecks and scrapes appear on these walls covered in non-smelling, newly applied black paint?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I finished my business, flushed and walked to the opposite wall of the trailer to wash my hands.  It&#8217;s at that moment that I noticed (a) the wall of urinals that I didn&#8217;t notice before and (b) the MAN standing in front of one of them!<\/p>\n<p>You guessed it &#8212; I had marched right into one of the mens&#8217; latrines and did my thing.  I guess on that day I was more tired than I thought.<\/p>\n<p>This was back in early February, before the insomnia fatigue had kicked in.  So after that lack-of-sleep shift I remember going back to my dorm and sleeping straight through until I had to get up to work again.<\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned, maybe after tonight&#8217;s lack of sleep I&#8217;ll have a new &#8220;How Tired Were You?&#8221; story to share!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Friday and Happy Spring! Another random funny deployment story for you. So here it is&#8230;6:15pm on a Friday night, and I&#8217;m still awake. &#8220;Hey, me too! Let&#8217;s go hit a club and go dancing later!&#8221; No no no no no. I&#8217;m not supposed to be awake! For those unaware, I&#8217;ve been on the night [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[13,63,616],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5ycQ0-5o","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":331,"url":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2009\/03\/the-worst-thing-in-the-world-is-to-try-to-sleep-and-not-to-f-scott-fitzgerald.html","url_meta":{"origin":334,"position":0},"title":"&quot;The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.&quot; ~F. Scott Fitzgerald","date":"07 March 09","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm seem to be suffering some sort of insomnia. 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