{"id":316,"date":"2009-01-31T06:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-31T06:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2009\/01\/laundry-casualty.html"},"modified":"2009-01-31T06:15:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-31T06:15:00","slug":"laundry-casualty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2009\/01\/laundry-casualty.html","title":{"rendered":"Laundry Casualty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in the midst of dealing with a laundry casualty, but first I guess I should talk about how laundry is done around here.<\/p>\n<p>We don&#8217;t have our own washers and dryers, we have a &#8220;laundry service&#8221;. This takes a little getting used to, and I was blessed to have a couple girlfriends over here who could explain how laundry works here. Nonetheless, I STILL didn&#8217;t come completely prepared.<\/p>\n<p>You drop off your laundry at a drop off point, not dissimilar to dropping off dry-cleaning. You fill out a form and the attendant counts out the items you have and itemizes them on a ticket. 72 hours later, you can pick up said laundry.<\/p>\n<table style=\"width: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/lh\/photo\/dW62ssLTOcC1QJGWOKlEbQ?feat=embedwebsite\"><img src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/SXF6peep39I\/AAAAAAAAaLs\/8BiDU8ctANI\/s400\/DSCN0176.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: right;\">From <a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/vollmerdp\/20090110SouthwestAsia?feat=embedwebsite\">2009 01 10 Southwest Asia<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table style=\"width: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/lh\/photo\/JDpGgYpSSi_U6eANLkkycw?feat=embedwebsite\"><img src=\"http:\/\/lh4.ggpht.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/SXF6ly_PCSI\/AAAAAAAAaLI\/QVn8ZxObq3Y\/s400\/DSCN0173.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: right;\">From <a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/vollmerdp\/20090110SouthwestAsia?feat=embedwebsite\">2009 01 10 Southwest Asia<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>The already-folded non-uniform clothing, plus uniform socks, fitness gear and t-shirts comes back in a somewhat-vacuum-sealed bag, while uniforms come back on a hangar.<\/p>\n<p>At first I thought, &#8220;<em>This is <strong>great<\/strong><\/em>!&#8221; Those who know me know my <a href=\"http:\/\/vollmerdp.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/laundry-day-take-my-poll.html\">disdain with laundry<\/a>. For 90 days I&#8217;ll have no worries &#8212; clean clothes presented to me! WOW! And it&#8217;s the Doha Marriott hotel doing my laundry&#8230;that&#8217;s a good thing, right?<\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230;.<strong>no<\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p>This laundry service is <em>brutal<\/em> on my clothes and I&#8217;m glad I didn&#8217;t invest in much more than Target-caliber undies, sports bras and white socks for this trip. I&#8217;ll show you why right here: <\/p>\n<table style=\"width: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/lh\/photo\/Qnn3SjQZgJ_4aGhJsZmSrA?feat=embedwebsite\"><img src=\"http:\/\/lh5.ggpht.com\/_yz59FVsseJY\/SXF6uqDhupI\/AAAAAAAAaME\/qeeeX5GXC5I\/s400\/DSCN0178.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: right;\">From <a href=\"http:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/vollmerdp\/20090110SouthwestAsia?feat=embedwebsite\">2009 01 10 Southwest Asia<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>See that stupid little sticker? It&#8217;s a cloth sticker with a number inked onto it. The example you see is on one of my green uniform socks. The fabric on the sticker is similar to a what&#8217;s on a cloth Band-Aid, except a little more stiffened. The number sticker is stuck to each article of clothing&#8230;somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Who knows&#8230;front, back, waistband, top, bottom, inside the article of clothing, outside the article&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So when I get each batch of clothing back, I go through and peel off the stickers. So I have to undo the folding that someone at the Marriott had already done &#8212; just to peel off those stickers&#8230;if it&#8217;s on the outside of a uniform item then it can&#8217;t be there, and if it&#8217;s on the inside of the article of clothing I end up annoyed by the little sticker. So I just peel them off&#8230;always taking a few sock, underwear, sports bra or t-shirt fibers with it.<\/p>\n<p>In addition, the stickers leave (a) a sticky adhesive residue and (b) ink bleed-through. Since I didn&#8217;t bring my best stuff, this isn&#8217;t too horrible, unless it&#8217;s bleeding through my already-thin AF fitness shirts. And I&#8217;m starting to get annoyed by that.<\/p>\n<p>The clothing is boiled during its rinse cycle. So no colorfast or high-quality lingerie. That&#8217;s fine, I don&#8217;t have anything in either category here with me anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Back to the original topic: yesterday I experienced my first laundry casualty &#8212; at pick-up time, the attendant opens up the bag of folded laundry, counts out the items, then carefully puts it back. Yesterday a pair of my AF Fitness uniform shorts were missing. The attendant caught it right away (which is a good thing), marked up my receipt that we were short one pair of shorts and told me to come back in 48 hours. &#8220;Strays&#8221; go into some pile somewhere and I can check to see if the shorts come back as a stray. Otherwise, they will reimburse me.<\/p>\n<p>And I sure hope it resolves soon. Like I said before, there&#8217;s a 72 hour turnaround, and I figured a minimum of 6 of everything (i.e., white socks, sports bras and AF fitness uniforms) would suffice. It does, but barely. I have exactly 6 sets of AF fitness uniforms. So when I&#8217;m short a pair of fitness shorts, I&#8217;ll run out before the next set of laundry is available unless I keep VERY clean (not likely here, I work out daily)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, while I enjoy not having to run my clothes throught the washer and dryer, the laundry service here is so brutal on your clothing &#8212; you can&#8217;t expect better when they&#8217;re processing THOUSANDS of servicemembers&#8217; laundry &#8212; I probably won&#8217;t be able to use much of this stuff when I get home. The elastic will be decomposed, and they&#8217;ll be peppered with adhesive spots and ink stains.<\/p>\n<p><em>Paul, if you&#8217;re reading this: recommend 8 sets of PT gear!!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in the midst of dealing with a laundry casualty, but first I guess I should talk about how laundry is done around here. We don&#8217;t have our own washers and dryers, we have a &#8220;laundry service&#8221;. This takes a little getting used to, and I was blessed to have a couple girlfriends over here [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[13,63,616],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5ycQ0-56","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":189,"url":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/07\/this-laundromat-thing-aint-so-bad.html","url_meta":{"origin":316,"position":0},"title":"This Laundromat Thing Ain&#8217;t So Bad","date":"16 July 08","format":false,"excerpt":"The washers and dryers here are ENORMOUS!!! 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