{"id":272,"date":"2008-11-26T15:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-26T15:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/11\/are-we-hungry-this-morning.html"},"modified":"2008-11-26T15:10:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-26T15:10:00","slug":"are-we-hungry-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/11\/are-we-hungry-this-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"Are We Hungry This Morning?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a> For breakfast this morning, Timmy ate the following:<\/p>\n

– 2 scrambled eggs
– 1 slice of French Toast
– 1 cup of milk
– 2 apples, peeled and sliced<\/p>\n

This has to be a record for him — and I don’t mean the volumes of food. It’s a record for Timmy to eat such a variety of non-junk food!<\/p>\n

I’m guessing he’s in the midst of a growth spurt, he’s been falling down a lot lately. Stumbling on his own two feet, and his legs are covered in bruises. He also has a pretty nasty series of cuts in a vertical line down the center of his face, from tumbling down our 3 steps between the family room and kitchen.<\/p>\n

It’ll be interested to see how Thanksgiving dinner goes…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For breakfast this morning, Timmy ate the following: – 2 scrambled eggs– 1 slice of French Toast– 1 cup of milk– 2 apples, peeled and sliced This has to be a record for him — and I don’t mean the volumes of food. It’s a record for Timmy to eat such a variety of non-junk … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[],"tags":[8,4],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-cooking","tag-parenting"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t