{"id":225,"date":"2008-08-27T23:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T23:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/08\/i-feel-like-shmoo.html"},"modified":"2008-08-27T23:37:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T23:37:00","slug":"i-feel-like-shmoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/08\/i-feel-like-shmoo\/","title":{"rendered":"&quot;I Feel Like Shmoo&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bedrock.deadsquid.com\/img\/other\/people\/schmoo.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/bedrock.deadsquid.com\/img\/other\/people\/schmoo.jpg\" style=\"cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 200px;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/bedrock.deadsquid.com\/img\/other\/people\/schmoo.jpg\"><\/a>That&#8217;s what Dave said about his not being able to exercise, except for the occasional walk around the block, since the surgery.  <\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>(Side note: He does NOT look like Shmoo, nor will he.  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