{"id":18,"date":"2008-01-03T03:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T03:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/01\/wiped-clean.html"},"modified":"2008-01-03T03:49:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-03T03:49:00","slug":"wiped-clean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/01\/wiped-clean\/","title":{"rendered":"Wiped Clean!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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As I’m writing this on my upstairs desktop, that kitchen laptop so proudly pictured here<\/a> is in the middle of a re-format\/re-installation.<\/p>\n

Sniff sniff…like I have time for this. Of course, here I am blogging to all of you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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