{"id":169,"date":"2008-06-30T18:18:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-30T18:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/06\/168-oz.html"},"modified":"2008-06-30T18:18:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-30T18:18:00","slug":"168-oz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/06\/168-oz\/","title":{"rendered":"168 oz."},"content":{"rendered":"
That’s how much beer I just dumped down our kitchen sink.<\/div>\n

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My current mission: To combine the contents of our garage fridge with our kitchen fridge. The garage fridge is moving with us to NE, while the kitchen fridge will stay here, so I need to get the thing emptied and thawed before Monday. <\/div>\n

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Most of the contents of the garage fridge was beverages, plus any overstocks on frozen foods (like spare whole fryer chickens and frozen waffles). So beer, soda and juice boxes. <\/div>\n

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Last summer, towards the end of our Ft. Fisher vacation, Dave and Andy bought a 24-pack of Coors Light.  I think Dave was thinking, “Hey, Andy’s from Colorado, maybe he drinks it.” Nope.<\/div>\n

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So we kept the extra cans in our fridge from the end of our vacation last July until now. I just noticed that there’s a 2 Sep 07 expiration date on the cans.<\/div>\n

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14 cans, 12 oz. per can = 168 oz. Down the drain.<\/div>\n

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Alcohol abuse at the max!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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