{"id":16,"date":"2008-01-02T18:52:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-02T18:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/01\/frus-tray-shun.html"},"modified":"2008-01-02T18:52:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-02T18:52:00","slug":"frus-tray-shun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/01\/frus-tray-shun.html","title":{"rendered":"FRUS-TRAY-SHUN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I came downstairs this morning to my kitchen laptop having all these red icons in the lower right corner. You know, down there with the clock.  There&#8217;s this Windows Security Alert that&#8217;s red, McAfee antivirus in red, an AOL Active Security Monitor that&#8217;s blinking red&#8230;<br \/>&#8230;so I guess there&#8217;s a problem, huh?<\/p>\n<p>Upon further investigation, I see that my anti-virus was attempting to run and was having some problems.  I spent WAY too much time trying to figure this out before throwing in the towel and uninstalling my entire McAfee Computer Security Empire software suite (provided free by AOL &#8212; see?  I knew keeping AOL all these years was good for <em>something!)<\/em> <\/p>\n<p>In fact, I&#8217;m writing to you from an <strong>unprotected computer<\/strong>!  <\/p>\n<p><em>That sounds bad.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m in the middle of downloading a new version of the McAfee Antivirus suite&#8230;we&#8217;ll see how this goes.  Don&#8217;t worry, I won&#8217;t let the computer sit <strong>unprotected<\/strong> for more than an hour or so.  Too bad the computer has to be unprotected while I&#8217;m downloading the new software &#8212; what&#8217;s up with that???<\/p>\n<p>So don&#8217;t send me any viruses, okay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came downstairs this morning to my kitchen laptop having all these red icons in the lower right corner. You know, down there with the clock. There&#8217;s this Windows Security Alert that&#8217;s red, McAfee antivirus in red, an AOL Active Security Monitor that&#8217;s blinking red&#8230;&#8230;so I guess there&#8217;s a problem, huh? Upon further investigation, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[],"tags":[12,11,616],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5ycQ0-g","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":343,"url":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2009\/04\/a-revolution-in-the-vollmer-house.html","url_meta":{"origin":16,"position":0},"title":"A Revolution in the Vollmer House!","date":"19 April 09","format":false,"excerpt":"The kitchen laptop has officially been REPLACED!Finally!I haven't been this excited about computer stuff in a really long time -- I've been looking forward to getting a new laptop for many months, and for once I was going to save up and get something I REALLY wanted. 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