{"id":159,"date":"2008-06-08T00:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-08T00:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/06\/about-to-explode.html"},"modified":"2008-06-08T00:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-08T00:30:00","slug":"about-to-explode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/06\/about-to-explode\/","title":{"rendered":"About to Explode"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anatomorphex.com\/picts\/shatter\/FX013_EXPLODING_HEAD.jpg\"><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anatomorphex.com\/picts\/shatter\/FX013_EXPLODING_HEAD.jpg\" style=\"cursor: hand; display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; width: 320px;\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thevollmerfamily.com\/Gallery\/review6exploding_head.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"197\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thevollmerfamily.com\/Gallery\/review6exploding_head.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>No&#8230;not me. My poor husband.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s at T-6 days and counting till his PhD dissertation defense. I won&#8217;t even TRY to explain what he&#8217;s up to, but let me just refer you <a href=\"http:\/\/proquest.umi.com\/pqdlink?Ver=1&amp;Exp=07-23-2016&amp;FMT=7&amp;DID=1605156641&amp;RQT=309&amp;attempt=1&amp;cfc=1\">here<\/a> if you also have a 100lb. brain and would like to learn more. He last updated the homepage on 18 Oct 07, but he uploads all his research result graphics as he makes them.<\/p>\n<p>So he&#8217;s working 12-18 hours per day, every day, probably between now and Thursday evening, when Dave&#8217;s parents arrive for Dave&#8217;s defense and Father&#8217;s Day weekend. This started around June 1st. His attention is purely on last minute calculations, literature reviews and final preparations on his hour-long dissertation defense Powerpoint presentation.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dave, Father&#8217;s Day is next weekend, what do you think your Dad would like?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Father&#8217;s Day? When is it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A week from Sunday&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Already?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We took about 3 minutes to come up with a nice idea, and I will take it from there. But since it&#8217;s Dave&#8217;s Dad, and the two of them talk at least weekly, along with e-mails, sometimes Dad Vollmer might mention something he&#8217;d be interested in and we&#8217;d do something with that information.<\/p>\n<p>My point here is that in the 16 years since I&#8217;ve first met Dave, I&#8217;ve never seen him so focused! He&#8217;s barely making time to eat!<\/p>\n<p>So let&#8217;s have some fun here!<\/p>\n<p>How many of you knew that Dave is an artist??? Raise your hands!<\/p>\n<p>Not many, not since we moved to NC. Dave hasn&#8217;t done much of any drawing except for some model railroad diagrams lately. It&#8217;s unfortunate.<\/p>\n<p>Dave&#8217;s mind would wander in classes when we were at Penn State and while we were working on our Master&#8217;s degrees. His mind doesn&#8217;t wander like that anymore, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>As a joke, when we were in grad school in 2002 I did an online &#8220;art showing&#8221; for our M.S. program classmates.<\/p>\n<p>Now, in honor of (hopefully) Dave&#8217;s last week as a PhD candidate, I&#8217;ve transfered Dave&#8217;s art gallery to our new family homepage and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thevollmerfamily.com\/Gallery\/gallery.html\">I present it here to you<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Enjoy and smile!<\/p>\n<p>PS: You&#8217;ll see pictures of Dave in the gallery in which he&#8217;s wearing the same shirt.  That&#8217;s his Air Force &#8220;Class B&#8221; uniform, a short-sleeved light blue shirt with epaulets on the shoulder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No&#8230;not me. My poor husband. He&#8217;s at T-6 days and counting till his PhD dissertation defense. I won&#8217;t even TRY to explain what he&#8217;s up to, but let me just refer you here if you also have a 100lb. brain and would like to learn more. 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