{"id":15,"date":"2008-01-02T13:16:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-02T13:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/01\/whos-the-latest-victim-for-the-13th-annual-vollmer-diet-attempt.html"},"modified":"2008-01-02T13:16:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-02T13:16:00","slug":"whos-the-latest-victim-for-the-13th-annual-vollmer-diet-attempt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/01\/whos-the-latest-victim-for-the-13th-annual-vollmer-diet-attempt\/","title":{"rendered":"Who’s the latest Victim for the 13th Annual Vollmer Diet Attempt?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So…who should be our victim this year? <\/div>\n

A better question probably is: Which of these diet programs have the Vollmer already attempted??? You’d be surprised!<\/p>\n

Since we’re not in a financial position to pay for those “We supply the food” programs, I guess LA Weight Loss, Nutrisystem and Jenny Craig are out.<\/p>\n

Did anyone else notice the number of weight-loss program commercials during Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve??? <\/p>\n

One of the ones I noticed was a “free” Weight Watchers online program<\/a>, that doesn’t involve the meetings and weigh-ins…hmmm….<\/p>\n

…okay, I just went to the link and it immediately kicked me to a signup page to include things like “Payment Plan”…WTF???<\/p>\n

Off to taking the kids to school\/the gym. I foresee the gym being PACKED! Sigh…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So…who should be our victim this year? A better question probably is: Which of these diet programs have the Vollmer already attempted??? You’d be surprised! Since we’re not in a financial position to pay for those “We supply the food” programs, I guess LA Weight Loss, Nutrisystem and Jenny Craig are out. Did anyone else … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[],"tags":[8,9,10],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-cooking","tag-dieting","tag-fitness"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t