{"id":1417,"date":"2012-09-05T17:19:30","date_gmt":"2012-09-05T22:19:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/?p=1417"},"modified":"2012-09-05T17:33:44","modified_gmt":"2012-09-05T22:33:44","slug":"a-new-haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2012\/09\/a-new-haircut.html","title":{"rendered":"A New Haircut!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three and a half years I elected to grow out my hair (February 2009, while I was deployed, after a very bad haircut), I faced the scissors and cut off about 16&#8243; of my hair about 2 weeks ago.<\/p>\n<p>I had last done this in September 2007 right before I had started a new position in the AF Reserves, and I had donated the hair to the organization <a href=\"http:\/\/locksoflove.org\/\">Locks of Love<\/a>. I did the same thing this time around, although I was saddened to hear that Locks of Love is very discriminating about the hair they receive and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/09\/06\/fashion\/06locks.html?pagewanted=all\">very few of their donations are actually turned into wigs<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy some pictures from my August 24th haircut!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1418\" style=\"width: 388px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4399.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1418\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1418 \" title=\"IMG_4399\" src=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4399-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"378\" height=\"504\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4399-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4399-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 378px) 100vw, 378px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1418\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">First the hair has to be sectioned off before cutting. My stylist, Katrina, got four sections.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1419\" style=\"width: 514px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4400.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1419\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1419 \" title=\"IMG_4400\" src=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4400-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"504\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4400-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4400-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1419\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I had to say &#8220;Just do it!&#8221;. And there they are&#8230;the top ends of those ponytails looked and felt like large makeup brushes.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1420\" style=\"width: 451px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4402.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1420\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1420 \" title=\"IMG_4402\" src=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4402-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"441\" height=\"588\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4402-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4402-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1420\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">We attempted some highlights. It was a fail. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/geekmom\/2012\/08\/comics-in-public\/\">This picture was staged for a &#8220;Read Comic Books in Public&#8221; day last week<\/a>.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1422\" style=\"width: 451px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4404.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1422\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1422 \" title=\"IMG_4404\" src=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4404-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"441\" height=\"588\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4404-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4404-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 441px) 100vw, 441px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1422\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">When all was said and done, Katrina had to straighten and flatten my hair to make sure it&#8217;s even. I felt like the Johnny Depp version of Willie Wonka. I don&#8217;t plan to wear my hair like this.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_1423\" style=\"width: 442px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4408.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1423\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1423 \" title=\"IMG_4408\" src=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4408.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"432\" height=\"576\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4408.jpg 480w, http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/IMG_4408-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1423\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This is more how I will wear my hair. Much easier to style this way. <a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-L5WM8uywFjw\/TzrR4sA1UaI\/AAAAAAAAAPo\/d9keQXdJnWU\/s1600\/ac5.jpg\">More like that cute actress who plays Alice Cullen in Twilight<\/a>.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three and a half years I elected to grow out my hair (February 2009, while I was deployed, after a very bad haircut), I faced the scissors and cut off about 16&#8243; of my hair about 2 weeks ago. I had last done this in September 2007 right before I had started a new position [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[313,312,314],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5ycQ0-mR","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":40,"url":"http:\/\/thevollmerfamily.com\/MajorMom\/2008\/01\/haircut-night.html","url_meta":{"origin":1417,"position":0},"title":"Haircut night!","date":"14 January 08","format":false,"excerpt":"As part of my role as the family cheapskate, Dave cuts his own hair and I cut the boys' hair. If anything, it allows me to afford my $42\/each haircuts every 6 weeks.So tonight was haircut night for my two little ones. 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